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MISS MICHELLE

I'M GETTING MARRIED!!! 9.28.07

About Me


If someone hurts you, betrays you, or breaks your heart, forgive them for they have helped you learn about trust and the importance of being cautious to who you open you heart to.

I love my Past. I love my Future.
I'm not ashamed of what I've had, and I'm not sad because I have it no longer.

* I AM MICHELLE
* I own a condo & a townhouse
* I love shoes, bags, and perfume
* I love my doggie - Rambo
* I was a straight up bully when i was younger
* I can knock bitches out if I want to
* Feed me french fries and i won't be so cranky
* I love my family to death
* 2-faced is my middle name - - - i'm a freakin gemini
* I hate dark meat chicken
* I never have anything to wear : P
* I love to travel
* I get bored easily...so please amuse me!
* I can eat creme brulee and corn tamolito all day long
* I'm a boss bitch
* I'd rather clean my house than cook
* I drive like a crazy person; sometimes i scare myself when I drive but it gets me home quickly
* Why do i have to work?
* I can't leave the house without showering
* I love orchids!!! Have you seen my tat?
* I am an avid watcher of HGTV, TLC, and A&E
* It's a must to have a straw with any drink
* Don't ever borrow money from me, I do charge interest and tax
* I have a last name that no one has ever heard of
* You can pinch my upper arm and it would not hurt me one bit
* I can wear the cheapest clothes ever but still look hot in it
* I use to be a punk rocker....hard to believe but believe it
* I have road rage so beware
* I can barely understand/speak tagalog so don't think it's cute if you try talking to me in tagalog if you aren't Filipino.
* I have the best FIANCE ever...he cooks me garlic fries with no complaints. : )
I LOVE MY RAMBO!

I'M HAPPILY ENGAGED TO MARK .jan.13.2006. SOON TO MARRY 2007


Since February 14, 2002.
My heart. My friend. My Everything.

I HEART MY NEPHEW/GODSON, MASON


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My Blog

This stuff is hilarious

Here is the untouched original image, courtesy of Featherlake. Featherlake is the man, the myth, the legend responsible for getting this all started. mastermind26 went through three saltlicks in t...
Posted by MISS MICHELLE on Sun, 24 Dec 2006 08:38:00 PST

Why can't we have this here?

Japan Beach What do you think is inside this building? AH SO ! It's an "O C E A N D O M E" Imagine a beach where the sky is always blue, it's never too hot or cold, the water isn't filled with sal...
Posted by MISS MICHELLE on Wed, 12 Jul 2006 06:02:00 PST

Why am I doing this?

1. The last thing to piss me off: THOSE STUPID IDIOT DRIVERS! 2. Never in my life have I: kicked someone's balls.  3. The one person who can drive me nuts, but manage to still make me ...
Posted by MISS MICHELLE on Fri, 28 Apr 2006 11:38:00 PST

Good to know.

Use Baking Soda to: 1. Exfoliate skin. Wash your face, then apply a soft paste made of three parts baking soda and one part water. Massage gently with a circular motion, avoiding the eye area; rinse c...
Posted by MISS MICHELLE on Tue, 03 Jan 2006 08:05:00 PST

Nicknames

Some of my friends have made the most ridiculous nicknames for people.  Man, I love being evil with them.  Check out some of the names we made up for those we know.  Now if someone can ...
Posted by MISS MICHELLE on Thu, 01 Dec 2005 11:33:00 PST