I love it when guys put greedy chicks in their place! funny. |
This was written by a guy... it's pretty damn smart. Girls -- Have a sense of humor!I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whol... Posted by Kai on Fri, 10 Nov 2006 10:43:00 PST |
Teddy Bear |
Teddy BearBy Red SovineI was on the outskirts of a little southern townTryin' to reach my destinationBefore the sun went down The old CB was blarin' away on channel 1-9 When there cameA little boy's ... Posted by Kai on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Daddy's Day By Cheryl Costello-Forshey |
She stood there with her hair in a pony tail, her favorite dress tied with a bow. Today was Daddy's Day at school, and she couldn't wait to go. But her Mommy tried to tell her, that she probably shoul... Posted by Kai on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Have You Ever Wondered... |
If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?
What do chickens think we taste like?
What do people in China call their good plates?
What do you call a male ladybug?
What hair color do... Posted by Kai on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
The Cowboy Way |
THE COWBOY WAY
An accountant, a lawyer and a cowboy were standing side-by-side using the urinal. The accountant finished, zipped up and started washing and literally scrubbing his hands...clear up t... Posted by Kai on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Friendship |
One day, when I was a freshman in high school, I saw a kid from my class was walking home from school. His name was Kyle. It looked like he was carrying all of his books. I thought to myself, "Why wo... Posted by Kai on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
A Good Friend |
In kindergarten, your idea of a good friend was the
person who let you have the red crayon when all that
was left was the ugly black one.
In first grade, your idea of a good friend was the
perso... Posted by Kai on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Never underestimate your mother... |
Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner.
During the course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but keep noticing how beautiful Brian's roommate, Stephanie, was. Mrs. Hester had long ... Posted by Kai on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
You Know You've Been In Hawaii A Long Time If . . |
1.You buy large quantities of toilet paper in case there's a longshoreman strike.
2.You don't understand why anyone would buy less than a 20 lb bag of rice.
3.You would serve spam as a meat for ... Posted by Kai on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |