Hello! Thought I should update this a bit cos it's been a long time. I'm twenty one years old and I live with my parents. I work at Pizza Hut as a support manager. It's not great pay, but easy and a bit of fun. I like the cinema and I like biscuits. Also me, Steve and Alex have the best Super Samus Brothers battles in the world. It has to be seen to be believed.
I like to make jokes that everyone laughs at. I love my friends to bits but I hate that I can never find anyone as good as them. That's why I can rarely be arsed to talk to new people, especially if they're ugly cos then it annoys me just to look at them. You better be pretty or funny or I've no time for you. Also, Lost is class!
If you like Lost you have to check this site out. It's mint.
Hello! I got bored of offending people just for the craic, but I'm leaving this guy here cos I think he's funny.
Look at this cheeky fellow. It's a prophet with a bomb on his head! I hope I don't get death threats from Arabs. I hear they're all suicide bombers.
This was funny. Drunk as fuck I was.
Any bands who want to play shows in the north east, or any kids who like shows in the north east, check out Black Glass
This band are class. Just ask my left arm.
