Square Root of 3 |
The Square Root of 3 by Dave FeinbergI'm sure that I will always beA lonely number like root threeThe three is all that's good and right,Why must my three keep out of sightBeneath the vicious square r...
Posted by on Thu, 16 Oct 2008 06:02:00 GMT |
Manners |
During one of her daily classes a teacher trying to teach goodmanners, asked her students the following question:"Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how ...
Posted by on Sun, 24 Sep 2006 17:02:00 GMT |
Smart Ass |
THE #1 SMART ASS ANSWER A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam. "Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for your not being here tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a ...
Posted by on Mon, 07 Aug 2006 23:00:00 GMT |
Pinoy Pride |
A filipino man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only Asian man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.The white man said, "Colored people are not allow...
Posted by on Tue, 20 Jun 2006 22:31:00 GMT |
Why does this make sense? |
O lny srmat poelpe can raed tihs. cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to ...
Posted by on Mon, 19 Jun 2006 23:05:00 GMT |
Too funny! |
A man and his wife were sitting at a table dining in a fine restaurant.The husband kept staring at an old drunken lady sitting alone at a nearby table swigging her gin.At one point, the wife asks her ...
Posted by on Mon, 19 Jun 2006 16:53:00 GMT |
Andy Rooney |
Andy ROONEY...
1. Rooney on Monica. Can you believe it? Monica turned 28 this week. It seems like only yesterday that she was crawling round the White House on her hands and knees. 2. Roon...
Posted by on Sat, 03 Jun 2006 10:55:00 GMT |
Solutions to a bad day |
Don't take that bad day out on someone you know, take it out on someone you DON'T know. Now get this. I was sitting at my desk, when I remembered a phone call I had to make. I found the num...
Posted by on Sun, 29 Jan 2006 22:23:00 GMT |
Flip on Phonics |
FLIP ON PHONICS:1. TENACIOUS - Bepor you go out, put your tenacious on.2. DEPOSIT - Call da plahmer, deposit is leaking!3. SPLAT - Oh my goodness, my tire splat!4. ASSOCIATE - When I went to da bathro...
Posted by on Mon, 26 Dec 2005 19:52:00 GMT |
What are your comfort food? |
Mine are nachos, chili cheese fries, my dad's fried chicken and my mom's pecan pie! yummy!
Posted by on Wed, 14 Sep 2005 22:07:00 GMT |
