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shawn!

no way. gross.

About Me

im funny. fairly lazy but im up for doing "stuff". if you have any "stuff" planned, invite me.

My Interests

happy hour. the beach. reality tv. scary movies. eating somewhere new once a week. text messages. puppies.

I'd like to meet:

people who agree that im funny. anyone that can follow through. no assholes. one of me is enough.

Music:

no showtunes. ever.

Movies:

funny movies. scary movies. but not scary movies that are funny. i love the color purple long time. john waters.

Television:

all day. every day. any of the "tops" or "projects" or "flavor ofs" im probably down for. the classics...alice, roseanne, dukes, jem, gimme a break. six feet under and sex and the city.

Books:

just magazines please. i only read once a year. im still reading the book i got for xmas 06. i get distracted really....wait, what was that?

Heroes:

negative.

My Blog

dear april,

you really hurt my feelings.  and everything you brought with it.  i hope you dont come back next year. 
Posted by shawn! on Tue, 17 Apr 2007 09:07:00 PST

two reasons why tonight was the best

when i left the house the color purple was on.  and when i came home, it was on again.  i met up with old friends.  and people id like to make my new friends.  hurray burrito ...
Posted by shawn! on Sun, 25 Mar 2007 10:49:00 PST

walk those legs right over here

it occured to me a few days ago in casual conversation thats its been two years since ive been 'wowed' by anyone.  two years!  i dont know if i just dont care anymore or if it really is that...
Posted by shawn! on Fri, 19 Jan 2007 09:21:00 PST

dear recipients of...,

....my phone calls, text messages, and emails....would it kill you to return them?  (there was a long speech that followed this but i deleted it so not to appear crazy.  for those interested...
Posted by shawn! on Wed, 27 Sep 2006 08:37:00 PST

dear continental united states,

see ya sucker. 
Posted by shawn! on Sat, 09 Sep 2006 07:53:00 PST

dear world,

i want to be a less cranky version of me.  please help me out in any way you can.  the end.
Posted by shawn! on Sat, 02 Sep 2006 09:14:00 PST

high expectations

they just lead to deep disappointments.  but what really rots is that i just have mediocre expectations.  "girl you better quit interruptin my prayers before god direct me to whoop your ass...
Posted by shawn! on Sat, 12 Aug 2006 03:04:00 PST

goodbye 20s, goodbye richmond

well that last part is only for a week.  but the first part, in a week, will be fairly permanent.  ("fairly" only if  you believe all the lies ill tell about how old i am).  ive be...
Posted by shawn! on Fri, 14 Jul 2006 08:31:00 PST

l. o. l. o. l o. l o v e.

so this isnt about real love.  its about internet love.  and that stupid bulletin i posted because amy posted it first.  its about how the people that i really expected to hear from, th...
Posted by shawn! on Wed, 03 May 2006 07:36:00 PST

i just wanted to know if i could do it

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Posted by shawn! on Tue, 31 Jan 2006 08:52:00 PST