Ben

Hi, I'm Ben, a Wildlife Photographer. I am 5' 10", 160 pounds, with brown hair and hazel eyes. I would love to find an honest, loving, witty, sexy down-to-earth woman who doesn't have to drink alcohol or do drugs in order to have a good time. It would be great if she enjoys wildlife as much as I do. Intelligence, compassion, a good personality, and an Average to Thin body type would be assets, too......................................................... .......................................... Some of my major turn-offs are high-maintenance women, heavy makeup, long, red, fake fingernails, a bad attitude, and psychotic behavior (including, but not limited to: launching heavy ash trays in my general direction, using glasses of iced tea and pots of coffee as projectiles, building a bonfire with my photo albums, tossing my car keys in a hay field to keep me from leaving, calling my job and telling them that I want to quit, threatening to call the Police when my friends and family come to visit, and secretly cancelling my car insurance, then informing cops that I am driving an uninsured vehicle).Ha! And people wonder why I am still single...................................................... .........................................I can normally be found out in the wild, where the critters are. I may be chasing an alligator through the swamp, spying on a heron in the marsh, or following a woodpecker through the trees. You just never know. :)When I am at home, I always leave the toilet seat UP, lounge around in my blue camo BOXERS, laugh loudly while watching SOUTH PARK, eat CHINESE a lot (food, not people), listen to loud classic ROCK and alternative music, wash dishes ONLY when I run out of clean ones, Pee off of the porch, SKINNY DIP in the pool, stay up until DAYLIGHT playing PlayStation 3, and DROOL on my pillow when I sleep....................................................... ...........................................Well, that's the joy of bachelor life. Ha Ha Ha, I know I sound mighty tempting, but try to control yourself.Take a chance; send me a message. Who knows, you might be my next EX (just kidding, of course).Thanks for stopping in to check me out. Hey, what do I hafta do to get you to add me as a FRIEND... post a photo of me wearing a THONG?! Trust me, you DO NOT want to see that. Just a quick click of the mouse in that sweaty hand and you'll never forget me...promise.It won't cost ya nothin'...and I have a Double Your Money Back gurantee!I appreciate you taking the time to read all this junk...No, REALLY...................................................... ......................................Below is a Video of me photographing an American Alligator up close. Just CLICK on the PLAY Button to view the Video. Thanks for visiting MySpace. Y'all take care.