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Evan

Hazardous for your health...

About Me

Oh jeez, my life in a paragraph. Well, Spaulding High School class of 01, University of Southern Maine class of 06 (USM!). Currently doing the recent college grad thing. I work at Americold Logistics in Portland. I hate Big Oil (but love my SUV). The New Hampshire/Maine area is the best part of the country as far as I"m concerned. Oh yeah, I was front row at a Nine Inch Nails concert, be jealous.You want to know something that really irks me? When people put songs in their myspace profiles. This drives me nuts for 3 reasons: 1. I've yet to hear a GOOD song. Seriously, if I want to hear your crappy music, I'll hang out with you in person. 2. When I'm surfing myspace, i'm usually listening to one of my 2000+ kick ass MP3's and i don't want to hear anything else. 3. The myspace media player is 5x louder than my own player on its loudest settings. I can hear the cones vibrating in my crappy speakers. So please, remove your music from your profile.

My Interests

Cars and driving, biking, gaming, walking through Portland generally wasting time, dogs, jeeps, sleeping...

I'd like to meet:

I hate people.

Music:

Pink Floyd, Metallica, Green Day, Tool, A Perfect Circle, Dr. Dre, Eminem, Nine Inch Nails, Stone Temple Pilots, 311, Lost Boyz, Beastie Boys, AC/DC, D12, Nirvana, Jay-Z, Areosmith, Depeche Mode, Paul Oakenfold, Garbage, George Thourghgood, Incubus, Jimmy Eat World, Ozzy, Queen, Porcupine Tree, Prodigy, Rush,

Movies:

Terminator 2, Platoon, The Hunt for Red October, Training Day, Fast and the Furious, Saving Private Ryan, Pulp Fiction, Star Wars, Lord of the Rings, Blow, Trainspotting, Clerks, Requiem for a Dream, and alot of others I can't think of right now.

Television:

Lost! Cops, The Shield, Simpsons, South Park, King of the Hill, Drawn Together, The Daily Show, Blue Collar TV, Law and Order

Books:

Anything by James Lee Burke, Red Storm Rising (and most Tom Clancy novels too),