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Carl:

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About Me

Right well im not gonna right much about myself cuz i cant be assed, but if you know me then this part is unecessary, but if not, well im carl, im 20 and i live in colchesterI aint one for doing shout outs to peeps, so im'a do my best to keep it short and sweet. If you think ive got anything wrong, fuck it! Jim: now this guy is my original fat friend (The One and Only in my view). He can smoke with the best of em (unlike me UBER LIGHTWEIGHT) Can play games like a mother fucker, but the most important thing is this guy can fucking talk (not in the bad way). So many times ive gone to see this guy about whats bugging me and everytime he sits there and listens, even if it is about really shit stupid things he dont have now problem with it. This is also the guy that made smoking the fucking experience he was, one of the funniest mother fuckers i ever met (Dan Clarke comes close, real close), get the two of them together and you've got a recipe for disaster lol. This guy is the only one i have been able to talk to about old shcool hip hop aswell which is fucking fresh, So Jim Props man. Vinnie: Well this guy makes me laugh like a mother fucker :). We known each other for years through school (who woulda thought insulting the fuck out of someone you dont know could make people mates?) but this guy is fucking awesome. We have a very similar taste in fucking everything and what makes this guy even better is we got the same sort of ideas when it comes to guitaring which is just a awesome thing. The dudes a big ass light weight aswell so it takes the limelight off of me lol. The fact this guy actually gives a shit makes me laugh, cuz all i do is bust his chops all the time lol (Dude how the fuck do you put up with that shit??). So Vincenzo heres your props man. Torz: Well this is the simplest one to do(simply cuz all we ever do is slate the shit out of each other, not to be spiteful, may seem like that to people who dont understand)But simply ill say this one how the shit is, Basically i met her thought a mate of mine Crum (Ill give him a shout out later on). But i have always thought she was cool and hot, (never said anything to anyone about that shit though. So Torz theres your shout out Kyle: Right there has never been anyone ive met before who you meet for the first time and just fucking click. This guy was like one of the best mates i could of asked for, simply cuz it was like looking at him was like looking at myself, (so fucking alike the shit was fucking scary) But me and him would be always hanging round together, This guy was the reason i started smoking weed (the good old days smoking the peace pipe in the fields down longridge). But in my view this guys the nuts, not only that hes been there through some of the funniest fucking times of my life. This mother fucker is the reason i love Machine Heads Elegies DVD. So Kyle theres your props. Jord: Well i know this guys my brother and your sposed to liek em anyway, but this guy is the best brother i could of fucking asked for. The guy is like a younger more sensible version of me, and im gonna keep this one short cuz hes take the piss out of me for saying but Jord dont do the shit i did and fuck yourself up.
Who Would Slaughter You in a Horror Movie? Find out @ She's Crafty
Who Would Slaughter You in a Horror Movie? Find out @ She's Crafty

My Interests

Playing guitar, Getting Wasted (without the use of weed), Writing Music, Listening to Music, Watching Films,

I'd like to meet:

Ricky Gervais (comic Legend) FACT! Al Pacino (fucking legend), Gunnar Hansen, Nobuo Uematsu, Richard Pryor (Guys a Genius, shame the mother fuckers dead), Jim Root (My guitar Inspiration, So Fucking Underated), Howard Jones (Self Explanitory really The dudes fucking awesome, and of course Bernie ( I ain't scared of you mother fuckers) Mac

Music:

In Flames, Slipknot, Pantera, Chillis, Avenged Sevenfold, Chicane, Dr Dre, Cypress hill, DJ Kool, Jimmy eat World, Stone Sour, Rise Against, Blink 182 (early blink), 36 Crazyfists, Killswitch Engage, Limp Bizkit, Machine Head, Mudvayne, Papa Roach, Reel Big Fish, Spineshank, Silent Civilian, Arctic Monkeys, CkY, Tyler Bates (Did the Halloween Soundtrack), Sugar Hill Gang, Grand Master Flash, Killing Zone, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Megadeth, Mc Rob Base & DJ E-Z Rock, Rolling Stones, Akira Yamaoka, Static -X, The Libertines, Wu Tang Clan

Movies:

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Hills have Eyes, City Of God,Scream Trilogy, Trainspotting, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Shining, Final Fnatasy 7, Evolution, Scarface, Goodfellas, Shooter, Four Brothers, American Gangster, See No Evil Hear No Evil, Pulp Fiction, Friday Trilogy, The Business, The Football Factory, Raging Bull, Carlitos Way, The Departed, 300, The Number 23, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles(The Original), V for Vendetta, Matrix Trilogy, Haggard, American History X, Fight Club, Seven, Shawshank Redemption, Bad Boys 1+2, Blue Streak, Devils Advocate, Heat, Stir Crazy, The Crow, Halloween (Rob Zombies and John Carpenters) Kidulthood, Sugar House, Shoot 'em Up, The Kingdom, Rambo 4, Donnie Brasco, Blazing Saddles, Robin Hood Men In Tights, Spaceballs

Television:

The Office, Extras, Futurama and Spaced, Scrubs, My name is Earl

Books:

Fear and Loathing In Las Vegas, The Godfather, Wiseguys and Goodfellas, Of Mice and Men,