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About Me

i'm sara - no h. that's because my mom knew that i was gonna be a badass and that i wouldn't need an extra letter in my name to make me look cool. i don't sleep, i live off of frosted flakes, tell bad jokes, and i pretty much live at night. basically i'm a hyper nerd - which means that in 7 years i'll be more successful than you. that's something to take home and think about.

My Interests

i make awkward faces and nerd out to the fullest.

Music:

right now this:what i've been into:

Movies:

drop dead gorgeous, some like it hot, raising victor vargas, a goofy movie, the adventures of priscilla queen of the desert (i met felicia!! he said my name!!), amelie, office space, the little giants, and sorority boys.

Television:

the office (uk, but us is warming up to me), sex and the city, extras, i love lucy, futurama, and aqua teen hungerforce.

Books:

chuck palahniuk books, the rainmaker, to kill a mocking bird, and richard preston books.

Heroes:

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My Blog

determination a la cooking

INGREDIENTS:1-1/2 quarts green uncooked peanuts1/2 cup salt*2-1/2 quarts water PREPARATION:Wash peanuts until water runs clear. Put nuts in crockpot. Add salt and water. Stir well. Cover and cook on h...
Posted by I Could Catch A Monkey on Mon, 06 Nov 2006 01:06:00 PST

sinus pain, go away

i awoke feeling cold and craving cookies.someday i will write the next great american novel/memoir.it will have a beginning similar to that. you heard it here first.you're welcome. ...
Posted by I Could Catch A Monkey on Thu, 26 Oct 2006 12:37:00 PST

most exciting story ever. or not. you decide.

got my hairs did today. new place new stylist = fantastic results. he fixed my botched 'do and he was super funny, super cool, and just plain super. now my hairs look better than they usual...
Posted by I Could Catch A Monkey on Sat, 07 Jan 2006 04:12:00 PST

my name is sara, and i'm a hobosexual.

i have school tomorow (intersession class) to boost my gpa, so my hobo ways will continue well into the new year. so right now im being a hermit, and dreading the impending doom that is school t...
Posted by I Could Catch A Monkey on Mon, 19 Dec 2005 10:21:00 PST

i am a sheep!

this is me writing my paper and studying for my two tests that i have tomorrow! hollah! ritilian can go to hell. 1) Was 2005 a good year for you? it was what it was. i didn't get pregnant or die, so ...
Posted by I Could Catch A Monkey on Tue, 06 Dec 2005 08:06:00 PST

leaves = funsies!

so i have 45 min before i can take my next quiz, so i will write in this about the awesomeness that awaited me when i came home today. i live next to this awwdorable elderly couple, and the wife is a ...
Posted by I Could Catch A Monkey on Fri, 04 Nov 2005 11:58:00 PST

do it g'damnit!

[ I ____ Sara. ] [Sara is ____. ] [ If i were alone in a room with Sara I would _____. ] [ I think Sara should _____. ] [ Sara needs _____. ] [ I want to ____ with Sara. ] [&n...
Posted by I Could Catch A Monkey on Fri, 19 Aug 2005 09:00:00 PST