About Me

Just find me on FaceBook.com I'm on there a lot more than here, haha.

I'm still redoing this whole thing! It's been outdated for almost 2 years...

Help feed the hungry for free:
My name is Josh, I have many friends, but very few whom I'm close to. I'm a very outgoing guy, and I can be very animate. I love trying new things such as food, activities, whatever! I'm very ambitious in life, very serious about what's ahead, but I am a very easy-going guy with everything else.
I'm a BioChem major at the U of U. I would love to be a doctor, a pharmacist, or perhaps a surgeon. I love blood and guts in a medicinal way, not so much for the gore. I think the human body and how it functions is the most amazing thing created.
Notice: If you don't like me, then don't say shit to my friends or on my friends' MySpace pages. If you have something against me, tell me. You fuckers have already ruined a lot of my relationships. I hope you get your genitals stuck on a barbed wire fence that is swarming with STDs.
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Simon, my brother, is the one second from the right...

My Interests

I love speed skating! I'm on the US Catagory 1 team ( profile here ) and I love playing soccer. I run track and the javlin in field and I fence Epee. I play the piano, trumpet, and bass. Music kicks ass.

I'd like to meet:

You. I like to talk to whoever! But please, don't add me if you aren't going to talk to me. But whatever...410247

Music:

Rap, Hip Hop, Punk, Emo-Punk, Rock, Country, Indian Rap, whatever! I like....almost all of them...

Movies:

Band of Brothers, Truman Show, Saving Private Ryan, Lilo and Stitch, The Godfather

Television:

Band of Brothers, Simpsons, Family Guy, Futurama, Aqua Teen Hunger Squad, Robot Chicken, The Pretender, Scrubs, King of Queens, Teenage Mutent Ninja Turtles (The Old-School one), Just Shoot Me, South Park, Good Eats, Iron Chef, $40 a Day, I love the 60s/70s/80s/90s

Books:

The Bible, Pilgrim's Progress, Band of Brothers, All Quiet on the Western Front, Heart of Darkness, Crime and Punishment, The Stranger, Catch-22, Me Talk Pretty Someday

Heroes:

Volunteers from all good causes such as The American Red Cross, Make A Wish, Doctors, Missionaries, all those who are out there sacrificing themselves for others.Help them OUT!

My Blog

2008 Calendar for U of U Models, Both Male and Females

Me and some of my coworkers are going to be putting together a University of Utah themed calendar for 2008. We are calling BOTH MALE and FEMALES! Please e-mail me your past experiences and a portfoli...
Posted by Josh - The Archetype of Asian ingenuity on Fri, 18 May 2007 06:46:00 PST

Med Student Benefit Auction

Come to Crimson Nights up at the U of U's Union Building! There will be lots of stuff going on such as dancing, food, and of course, a benefit auction for Rock The U, a dance marathon to raise money ...
Posted by Josh - The Archetype of Asian ingenuity on Thu, 01 Mar 2007 07:59:00 PST

Big Party This Friday, Including Me Whoring Myself Out

I'm being sold on this date auction this Friday, March 2nd, 2007 at the Union Ballroom at the U during Crimson Nights. So BID ON ME! My prize pack includes dinner to Ruby Rivers and Ticket...
Posted by Josh - The Archetype of Asian ingenuity on Sun, 25 Feb 2007 07:14:00 PST

Classes I have to take before I graduate

BIOL 3515 - Biological Chemistry I LabBIOL 3520 - Biological Chemistry IICHEM 3000 - Quant Analysis (Sum/Fall) CHEM 3060 - Physical Chemistry I (Fall) CHEM 3070 - Physical Chemistry II (Spr) CHEM 3100...
Posted by Josh - The Archetype of Asian ingenuity on Wed, 21 Feb 2007 02:26:00 PST

Girls (A quick bitching)

1. You don't know what you want.2. Too many mixed signals (little is ok, such as hard-to-get, but not too-hard-too-even-begin-to-give-the-slightest-clue)3. Your communication is worse than mine (which...
Posted by Josh - The Archetype of Asian ingenuity on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 11:35:00 PST

Where I was. Where I am now. Where I am going

[Introduction] So for a long time now, I've been "happy" but I haven't been "content". Being happy, according to Merriam-Webster as "1 : favored by luck or fortune : FORTUNATE...
Posted by Josh - The Archetype of Asian ingenuity on Sat, 27 Jan 2007 12:35:00 PST

Go give blood. Stop being a pussy and save some lives.

People who I know. I just wanted to start this bulletin to help get the word out about donating blood. (New Background pic, check it) People need blood everyday. Chances are you know someone who ha...
Posted by Josh - The Archetype of Asian ingenuity on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 12:12:00 PST

Hokay, so here's the Earth

If you're old school like I am, you'll remember this:http://www.endofworld.net/And here's what he does now:http://www.funfreepages.com/flash/nike_sphere_jacket.php http://www.funfreepages.com/flash/nik...
Posted by Josh - The Archetype of Asian ingenuity on Wed, 17 Jan 2007 08:20:00 PST

Just Because I'm Moderate

Does not mean I'm not informed about current politics. It means that I like to look at information and create my own opinion about whatever the policy in question is.So if you're conservative, liberal...
Posted by Josh - The Archetype of Asian ingenuity on Tue, 09 Jan 2007 06:32:00 PST

I am going to wreck her

It's not even a joke anymore. If you are privileged to know what that means, good for you.If you want to know what it means, let me know....and we'll see if I trust you enough.
Posted by Josh - The Archetype of Asian ingenuity on Sun, 07 Jan 2007 11:29:00 PST