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Johnny Jenkins

I be the analog arsonist aimin' at your arteries . . .

About Me


My life is filled with useless minutia. My words are endless, frivolous, lawless, analogous, tactless, tautologous, listless, and often scandalous. Upon first impression, many people consider me to be a sarcastic dick, when in reality I am just a vindictive asshole. I have no tolerance for intolerance. I believe the world is filled with answers; the proper questions are in need of finding. We exist within a realm of mathematical improbabilities and chaotic intertwining. A higher power or greater purpose is a manufactured concept developed to give the meek reason for being, as if being in and of itself is inadequate. I do not care who you are, who you think you are, or who think I am. I respect the opinions of all, but I do not respect those who force their will upon others. And finally, the quality of our lives in dependent entirely upon the degree to which we indulge in our vices. Cheers!
1. ONOMOTPOEIA
2. PRESTIDIGITATION
3. NEFARIOUS
4. ADROIT
5. IGNOMINY

My Interests

T H E P A O M N N E H A L P W E O R O F T H E H M U A N M N I D
A o c c d r n i g t o r s c h e e a r c h a t C m a b r i g d e U i n e r v t i s y , i t d e o s n ' t m t t a e r i n w a h t o r e d r t h e l t t e e r s i n a w r o d a r e , t h e o l n y i p r m o a t n t t i h n g i s t a h t t h e f r i s t a n d l s a t l t t e e r b e i n t h e r g h i t p c l a e . T h e r s e t c a n b e a t a o t l m s e s a n d y o u c a n s i t l l r a e d i t w o u t h i t p o r b e l m . T i s h i s b c u s e a e t h e m u a m n m n i d d e o s n o t r a e d e r v e y l t e t e r b y i s t l e f , b u t t h e w r o d a s a w l o h e .

I'd like to meet:

The Chemical Brothers - Galvanize - Featuring Q Tip

Music:

B i g D a d d y K a n e , B l a c k a l i c i o u s , B o b M a r l e y , B o d y C o u n t , T h e C h e m i c a l B r o t h e r s , C o m m o n , T h e C r y s t a l M e t h o d , C y p r e s s H i l l , D a n T h e A u t o m a t o r , D e l T h e F u n k e H o m o s a p i e n , D e a d P r e z , D J S h a d o w , D r . O c t a g o n , E a z y - E , T h e F a i n t , F e a r F a c t o r y , F i n g a t h i n g , F l u k e , G o r i l l a z , J a y - Z , J o h n n y C a s h , J u r a s s i c 5 , K R S - 1 , L a d y t r o n , L y n y r d S k y n y r d , M a r i l y n M a n s o n , O v e r s e e r , P a n t e r a , P h o e n i x , P r o d i g y , P u b l i c E n e m y , R a g e A g a i n s t T h e M a c h i n e , T h e R Z A , S a g e F r a n c i s , S e p u l t u r a , S l i g h t l y S t o o p i d , T O O L , W u - T a n g , a n d o f c o u r s e S L A Y E R ! ! !

Books:

L a m b : T h e G o s p e l A c c o r d i n g t o B i f f , C h r i s t ’ s C h i l d h o o d P a l b y C h r i s t o p h e r M o o r e

C o m p l e t e T a l e s & P o e m s b y E d g a r A l l e n P o e

N a k e d b y D a v i d S e d a r i s

L e a v e s o f G r a s s b y W a l t W h i t m a n

T h e V i r g i n S u i c i d e s b y J e f f r e y E u g e n i d e s

T h e L o r d o f T h e R i n g s & T h e H o b b i t b y J . R . R . T o l k e i n

A n i m a l F a r m b y G e o r g e O r w e l l

P a r k e r ’ s A s t r o l o g y b y J u l i a a n d D e r e k P a r k e r

O l d P a t h , W h i t e C l o u d s b y T h i c h N h a t H a h n

Heroes:



I ’ v e g o t a f e v e r . . .

Y o u c a n ’ t a r g u e w i t h t h e m a n

Y o u t h i n k a n y o n e w a n t s t o t a k e a r o u n d h o u s e k i c k t o t h e f a c e f r o m s o m e o n e w e a r i n g p a n t s l i k e t h e s e ? ! ?

My Blog

Why Are We Afraid?

FEAR      Why do we stall?  Why do we hesitate?  Why do we balk at life's opportunities?  Is it a matter of incentive?  Or maybe lack of vision?  Are we re...
Posted by Johnny Jenkins on Sat, 09 Sep 2006 12:40:00 PST

A Piece to My Puzzle

     Friendship acts as both a bond and a resolution, uniting personal mannerisms while mitigating the inequities of self.  Friendship makes one whole, complete.  Regardless o...
Posted by Johnny Jenkins on Wed, 12 Jul 2006 10:36:00 PST

Slaying the Priest

   I rode the train from Venice to Vicenza today.  My carriage was filled with a quiet solitude rarely experienced on these rails as none sat near me for half the trip.  In Padova ...
Posted by Johnny Jenkins on Mon, 03 Jul 2006 11:41:00 PST

For anyone who owns a piece of glass . . .

Bong Valuation Formula   V = (C (Dpn x T)) x (F) x (I)   C = Initial Cost Dpn = (C - R)/N R = Residual Value N = Useful Economic Life (months), assumed to be 36 T = Time of Possession (month...
Posted by Johnny Jenkins on Fri, 30 Jun 2006 04:54:00 PST

I me the devil at the train station

    I met the devil at the train station just the other day.  She offered me a cigarette while we waited for the carriage.  I took it without thinking as she produced a flame from ...
Posted by Johnny Jenkins on Mon, 26 Jun 2006 12:54:00 PST

Not quite a vacation . . .

For those of you who are curious as to what I've actually been doing in Venice for the past two weeks, here is a quick synopsis of my work to date . . . Over the last ten days I have been assisting my...
Posted by Johnny Jenkins on Mon, 05 Jun 2006 03:44:00 PST

Coincidence or psychic phenomenon?

I ran into the strangest coincidence today.  One of my most vivid memories from my last trip to Italy, over 20 years ago, is of my cousin Arthur and I sitting on the edge of his bed watching a mu...
Posted by Johnny Jenkins on Mon, 29 May 2006 11:15:00 PST

I've arrived . . .

Been in Venice for the last few days working with my cousin Art the artist.  Helped him paint his studio yesterday and started working on his latest piece today.  I can't believe he trusts m...
Posted by Johnny Jenkins on Sun, 28 May 2006 01:04:00 PST

My head is spinning!!!

Made it to Venezia last night . . . or morning . . . or something.  Overseas flights are only tolerable with copious amounts of alcohol and sleeping/anxiety pills.  That's my contention...
Posted by Johnny Jenkins on Thu, 25 May 2006 01:12:00 PST