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Alpha Cent

About Me


Not (Most) Drugs

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Member Since: 10/02/2006
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Myspace-Game.net
Influences:

Bush Asks Congress For $30 Billion To Help Fight War On Criticism

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Rest Of U2 Perfectly Fine With Africans Starving

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Investigators Blame Stupidity In Area Death

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Nation Sickened By Sight Of Happy Young Couple

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Type of Label: Major

My Blog

Item: Recently Deceased Man Upset Dead Jerk From High School Also in Heaven

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Posted by on Wed, 17 Jun 2009 14:30:00 GMT

Ent: Extreme Nature CD Captures Birds Singing under Waterfall onto Ocean Waves during Storm.

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Posted by on Tue, 13 May 2008 15:36:00 GMT

Item: Frito Lay Introduces Individually Wrapped Doritos

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Posted by on Tue, 06 May 2008 23:40:00 GMT

Item: Bush Administration Develops Pipeline to Siphon Democracy from USA to Middle East

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Posted by on Thu, 13 Mar 2008 14:11:00 GMT

Item: Bush Administration Plans New Al Qaeda Attack to Restore Good Grace with Rest of World

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Posted by on Thu, 13 Mar 2008 14:10:00 GMT

Entertainment: American Band Regrets Coming to Your Town to Help You Party Down

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Posted by on Tue, 26 Feb 2008 19:57:00 GMT

Sports: MLB Announces That Fans Can No Longer Argue Balls or Strikes

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Posted by on Tue, 16 Oct 2007 21:19:00 GMT

Item: CIA Unvails New Slogan "The Third World is Our Playground."

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Posted by on Thu, 16 Aug 2007 01:24:00 GMT

Study: Every World Religion Views Every Other Religion as "Wacky"

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Posted by on Sun, 12 Aug 2007 03:29:00 GMT

Item: Jimmy Carter States He Always Wanted to Be Ex-President

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Posted by on Sun, 12 Aug 2007 03:11:00 GMT