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UMEH

Lifes a bitch,if it were easy it would be a slut

About Me

If you are fortunate enough to meet me then you will realize that I am the realest dude that you will ever meet. Naw, I'm jus playin.....every nigga says that, but I do keep it REAL. I am all about school and work right now, but make no mistake about it, I know when to make it do what it do. I am addicted to working-out and am obsessed with my body. I love sports and having a good time. I love my big ass family, I am the youngest of five kids and yes I am spoiled. I am a NAIJA Man(Nigerian). My parents are originally from there but I was born in Houston, TX. I have been there many times so I know what its like in Nigeria. With all the stuff I have going on I do make time for the ladies...naw, but when I do have a special someone in my life I make hella time for her even if I have a lot going on. Well thats about it, holla at me if you got anymore questions. MABLOVEMYFLASH CODE
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Basics:
Name: Ryan Kanayo Umeh
Date of Birth: 07/15/1987
Birthplace: Houston
Current Location: The house
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Black
Height: 6'4
Heritage: Nigerian
Piercings: 0
Tattoos: 0
Favourite:
Band/Singer: Kels and Weezy
Song: Dear Mama
Movie: The Simpsons
Disney Movie: Mulan
TV show: Family Guy
Color: Royal Blue
Food: Shrimp
Pizza topping: Shrimp
Ice-Cream Flavor: Cookies and cream
Drink (alcoholic): Patron
Soda: Don't drink it
Store: "Wut U Need"
Clothing Brand: Ralph Lauren
Shoe Brand: Nike
Season: Summer
Month: July
Holiday/Festival: Birthday
Flower: Carnation
Make-Up Item: c'mon now
Board game: Life
This or That
Sunny or rainy: Both (it does happen down here)
Chocolate or vanilla: Chocolate
Fruit or veggie: Fruit
Night or day: Day
Sour or sweet: Sweet
Love or money: Love
Phone or in person: In person
Looks or personality: Personality
Coffee or tea: Tea
Hot or cold: Cold
Your:
Goal for this year: Be better than last year
Most missed memory: HS basketball
Best physical feature: U tell me
First thought waking up: Damn I'm tired
Hypothetical personality disorder: Huh?
Preferred type of plastic surgery: negative
Sesame street alter ego: Oscar
Fairytale alter ego: Prince Charming
Most stupid remark: "Pepperoni is a meat???"
Worst crime: Being black according to officer whitey who pulled me over last night!!
Greatest ambition: Being successful
Greatest fear: Falling from a very high place
Darkest secret: Don't keep em
Favorite subject: Chemistry
Strangest received gift: A genie
Worst habit: I guess asking questions I already know...
Do You:
Smoke: nope
Drink: yep
Curse: unfortunately
Shower daily: yep
Like thunderstorms: yep
Dance in the rain: nope
Sing: yep...and quite well might I add
Play an instrument: nope
Get along with your parents: yep
Wish on stars: nope
Believe in fate: yep
Believe in love at first sight: nope
Can You:
Drive: yep
Sew: nope
Cook: yep
Speak another language: kinda
Dance: yep
Sing: yes...once again quite well
Touch your nose with your tongue: nope
Whistle: yep
Curl your tongue: nope
Have You Ever:
Been Drunk: yep
Been Stoned/High: nope
Eaten Sushi: nope
Been in Love: yep
Skipped school: nope
Made prank calls: yep
Sent someone a love letter: nope
Stolen something: nope
Cried yourself to sleep: nope
Other Questions:
What annoys you most in a person? when someone attempts to be someone they really not
Are you right or left handed? right
What is your bedtime? when my eye lids get heavy
Name three things you can't live without: The 3 F's: Family,Female, Food
What is the color of your room? white
Do you have any siblings? yep
Do you have any pets? nope
Would you kill someone you hate for a million dollars? naw..but let the record show that I did think about it
What is you middle name? KANAYO
What are you nicknames? Kenny Umeeehzy Kenster
Are you for or against gay marriage? Against
What are your thoughts ..ion? I dunno
Do you have a crush on anyone? nope
Are you afraid of the dark? nope
How do you want to die? Don't matter
What is the largest amount of popsicles that you have eaten on one day? 7
Would you take a bullet for the one you love? yea
What is the last law you’ve broken? Failure to render aid
In a Member of the Opposite Sex:
Hair color: Anything that looks good
Eye color: something nice
Height shorter than me
Weight lighter than me
Most important physical feature: smile
Biggest turn-off rough hands
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