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About Me

I am as old as the dirt and rocks that you walk upon everyday. I am the spawn of a yeti that had sex with satan. twice. squared. I once had sex with a one legged midget carny. And didnt use protection. Its suprising how vulnerable people are with small hands. I like to snowboard and xtreme scoot the realist shiznitticles.

My Interests

Raping and pillaging, watching people burn, sacrificing cats, sneaking up and knifing people. Oh yeah and the occasional muff diving, unshaved of course. with full scuba gear.

I'd like to meet:

Anyone with one leg, a leprauchan that won't steal my damn lucky charms, kings of crunk, lil john and the east side boys. What holla
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Music:

Enya, classical gets me in a good rape mood. I like the sounds of the ocean as i muff dive. Lil john is the music that represents my life. Whaaaaaat???

Movies:

Ed Gein, Ted Bundy, Saw, Seven, Excorist, Faces of Death, Sleepless in Seattle, You've got Mail, and Princess Bride

Television:

Family Guy, South Park, Queer as Folk, the OC, Trading Spaces, Dharma and Greg, Friends, WWE, monday night football, Olympic Curling, and Sychronized swimming

Books:

Anarchists Cookbook, Kama Sutra. Harry Potter

Heroes:

George Bush, John Kerry, Ralph Nader, Ghandi, Bhuda, Carnies

My Blog

My Beauty

Many people have asked me about my beauty, and what I do to make myself so attractive. Well, I am just naturally beautiful and those that arent as beautiful as me shall burn at the day of reckoning. U...
Posted by Anita on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

death be upon us

Last night I looked up into the trees and a little man spoke to me. He was aprox. 3 inches tall and i could barely see him for i am so large. He spoke in a tiny voice that i could barely hear. He sa...
Posted by Anita on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST