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Simon

I love plastic

About Me

Wow, i hate these kinda things. I like to sleep, eat plastic, scratch stuff, and, I love cuddling. I totally shed too much, but hey, who doesn't.

My Interests

Running around, pouncing, snuggling, eating plastic, jumping on keyboards, licking myself.

I'd like to meet:

The son of a bitch who took my manhood.

Music:

Billy Joel, Shakira.

Movies:

Ghostbusters, Sleepless in Seatle, Rainman

Television:

Fresh Prince, Countdown with Keith Olberman, Golden Girls

Books:

War and Peace

Heroes:

The Cowardly Lion

My Blog

Fucking idiots!

So I've been online less than 24 hours, and I already get a message.  Here it is in its entirety: Hi!! I have to use this account for the moment, she's a friend of mine. I am not too confident ...
Posted by Simon on Sat, 11 Feb 2006 02:06:00 PST