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About Me

Gifted with the insight of one thousand men, and the wit of a bat. Logan scours this land for clever word plays, and cheesy one liners. Thanks for playing the game. I like flavored tabacco, it tastes good and makes you light headed, however I don't smoke. Once I pulled a muscle in my neck picking up something very heavy. It hurt a lot, and I wish to this day it didn't happen.

My Interests

Drawing abstract silly things that fill the hollow void that is my creative output. Replacing people with robots that can dance. Graphic Design in that I wish I was better at it without wanting to put more work into learning how way. I want to sculpt, but I don't want to pay for it. Computers... I guess... I love them in the way that people love artifical hearts. Oh, and cool stuff.

I'd like to meet:

someone who knows how to give a massage, my right shoulder is tense and knotty. People who share my love of music combined with random 1920's movie quotes."You want some more cake?"I also need a few good people who would lie for me without knowing why. Mostly to girlfriends and tax collectors.

Music:

In no particular order, and most likely influenced by my current listening habits. Keane, Death Cab for Cutie. Retrograde. LadyTron. Elysian Fields. Fiona Apple. This Mortal Coil. William Shatner. Ben Folds Five. Decemberists. Modest Mouse. Pink Floyd. Perfect Circle. NIN. Aphex Twin. Arcade Fire. Camera Obscura. Hidden Cameras. Controller Controller. Led Zepplin. Beatles. Alice in Chains. Lovage. Postal Service. David Bowie. Leonard Cohen. S. Tegan and Sara. Carissa's Wierd. Robotnick. William Shatner (yes I am serious). Lucksmiths. The Pillows. Guided by voices. Hush Hush. Ocean colour scene.I swear I am not a music snob, I don't know band members or anything.

Movies:

Sex and Lucia. American Beauty. Scarface. Minority Report. Bottle Rocket. Fight Club. Garden State. Memento. American Psycho, and Rules of Attraction. Team America World Police. Evil Dead. Army of Darkness. Micheal Moore Films. Dead Alive. Moulin Rouge. Saving Private Ryan. Dawn of the Dead. Nuovo Cinema Paradiso. Kill Bill.

Television:

The Daily Show with Jon Stewart.

Books:

Future Shock. Anything with the word Zen in the title. Onyx and Crake. Altered Carbon. Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance. The life of Pi. The curious incident of the dog in the nighttime. Cosmic Trigger Volume one. The Matrix. The Dark Tower series (thank god it is over, I have been reading it since I was 12)

Heroes:

Superman until he fell off his horse.

My Blog

Dental software

Wow, does anyone use Myspace anymore? I dunno about the whole selling out thing. Really I am just posting because I haven't in a year. This year's fee schedules went a long better (who the fuck car...
Posted by Logan on Fri, 17 Feb 2006 07:05:00 PST

Day from hell

Fuck the dental industry. I spent the entire day trying to sort out this new MSSH fee schedule, which I am sure everyone cares about. Really.... I am currently enjoying an Ouzo candy. Going ho...
Posted by Logan on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

my letter to http://www.whatsyourantidrug.com/

Once I thought drugs were cool, but then I discovered my anti-drug. Hookers. Yes that is right, I know it may sound strange, but the best feeling in the world is banging some toothless broad in the ...
Posted by Logan on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

My letter to screensavers

Dear Sir or Madam, I thought I would send you a message in regards to your spongebob banner advertisement. While I would consider it to have the potential to be a stellar ad, one which would dra...
Posted by Logan on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Not that I am a dick or anything...

Ok, if you know me personally, then you know I am not the kinda guy who bitches about the success of others. If you don't, then consider the above a disclaimer for the rest of the post. Agnes go...
Posted by Logan on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I did acid with Steve McQueen

man that guy is cool. Seriously, I am not gay or nothing, but that was the most magical experience of my life. He touched me in ways... I can't even describe without shedding a tear. I was ther...
Posted by Logan on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I want to join SurveyScout

God there is so many survey ads on this site. Really, I mean come on, just because they have no idea what the "kids" are spending their money on nowadays does not mean they will find out by trying to...
Posted by Logan on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Poet or a Lush?

Ya, I have no idea what I am... Well I do know that I drink a lot, yum yum liquor. Scotch scotch scotch going down my throat, I love scotch. I need my polyphonic spree CD, I am going crazy withou...
Posted by Logan on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

You pray for rain, I pray for blindness

If you still want me, please forgive him. Life is coming on strong, got a great job doing some interesting work with great people, got a great girl who still kisses me after I throw up from drinkin...
Posted by Logan on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

for the love of god reply!

I am sad when people don't continue to return messages. Because I can't send them another one, that would be stalkerie. So I have like 30 people who I found at least mildly interesting to write ...
Posted by Logan on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST