Streets are not for people. |
Seriously, if you're in the street (where you should not be) and you see a truck (or any vehicle) comin, get the fuck outta the way. Dont stand there and expect me to either wait for you to move, or s...
Posted by on Sat, 05 Jul 2008 12:33:00 GMT |
Babies shouldn’t be allowed in libraries. |
So you're sitting quietly, typing away. The only sounds you hear are people breathing and keyboards tapping. Then all of a sudden BAM!!! That horrible screech of a contemptible litttle child that wont...
Posted by on Wed, 02 Jul 2008 01:17:00 GMT |
People who complain too much... |
Complaining; two different types: induced, random.
I can handle random complaining: gas prices, Bush, Obama, bush, weed, dickheads, what have you.
What irates me greatly, is people who complain about ...
Posted by on Tue, 24 Jun 2008 23:05:00 GMT |
Fuckin lay off my food! Shit! |
EVERY single fuckin time I bring home food, give it no longer than TWO days, its fuckin gone!!!!!! One time I brought home a bigass tray of crawfish, two days later, mom serves if up to everyone at a ...
Posted by on Sat, 24 Nov 2007 20:12:00 GMT |
Procrastinator |
Yeah when you're told for over a year you're gettin a raise and you don't get one, time to move on!
Posted by on Sat, 01 Sep 2007 23:30:00 GMT |
Behoove yourself, starting with vocabulary! |
Was workin at my friend's store a past weekend. This dude came in, wanted some feeder fish. This, is what transpired...
Him: "I'd like to get some feeder fish."
Me: "In what quantity do you desire?"
H...
Posted by on Fri, 22 Jun 2007 20:23:00 GMT |
Off the damn cellphone! Shit! |
Okay I can complain b/c I tend to drive faster while talking on the cellie, but for all those dumbasses who go slow (in the fast lane...as always) while talking on the phone, move your slow asses over...
Posted by on Fri, 08 Jun 2007 02:33:00 GMT |
Learn the damn fucking language! Shit!!! |
This shit is really starting to piss me off. Theres this line of restaurants that has aquariums my company maintains. And not a SINGLE person in ANY of those joints speaks a fuckin lick of English! If...
Posted by on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 20:15:00 GMT |
Learn the fucking language Mk II |
Used to clean a tank at this Japanese family's house. Apparently the husband didnt want me as his aqaurium tech because his wife had a hard time communicating with me. Turns out the bitch barely speak...
Posted by on Sun, 24 Dec 2006 00:27:00 GMT |
Traffic lawyers are worthless! |
Person reppin me in court tells me the smallest fine I can get off with is $220.00. I give her in incredulous look and ask her whats the point of me hiring her services if she cant do shit for me? She...
Posted by on Fri, 03 Nov 2006 08:30:00 GMT |
