The people who make Yamaha drums (I think they're elves.... maybe Umpa Lumpas). The people who make Zildjian cymbals (Turkish elves). The people who make Gummy Worms (made in China I think). President Bush (to show him my cool middle finger trick). Batman (to borrow his ride). Penguins (I just think they would be nice). Oh yah, the aliens who planted the dinosaur bones after Jesus was born.... YOU BASTARDS!