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Erin eats babies

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About Me

"Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius, and it's better to be absolutly ridiculous, than absolutly boring." -Marilyn Monroe
Justin and I are more in love than ever, and with him next to me I am invicible. I cannot stand stupidity. Please do me a favor and don't bother talking to me if you're a moron. I also don't want to chat, trade pics, or show you my boobs so DON'T FUCKING ASK ME.I steal lighters from everyone and then lose them. Music is an essential part of life. I'm afraid of the dark and spiders, and especially spiders in the dark. I have the greatest friends in the world, and you are jealous. I'm from the itty bitty state of Rhode Island and I love being a yankee. Add http://www.myspace.com/thekandistore because Mike and Sean are awesome House music is a big part of me, and nothing will take it's place. Empanadas from Taco Bell make me giggle. I like eating and I don't care if I'm chubby because I like to fucking eat. I think people who scream eneducated bias bullshit opinions about religion, politics, and any other "sensitive" topic should be shot. I don't like rednecks, but I dig country folks. People from Woodbury, TN scare me. I think ritalin is over prescribed and your three year old probably doesn't have attention defecit disorder (ADD, or the hyperactive version ADHD) and is just being a fucking toddler. I don't like "fashion" I think you should wear what you want to wear and fuck the person that tells you otherwise. I drive a shaggin' wagon and it's gangster. I'm sick of moving around, so I'm not doing it anymore. I would do anything for my friends, each and every one of them means the world to me. I have it out for New Jersey... I'm insane, you learn to love it though. I'm addicted to WoW. I even have dreams about being a night elf sometimes... sad, isn't it ? I talk way too much, it gets annoying but my friends are used to it by now... and even when I know it's pissing people off sometimes I can't shut up. Emo sucks. I like to see how long nail polish will stay on my toe nails. I'm wicked annoying I dig glow in the dark stuff ...and different underwear. Especially if it glows in the dark. I love peanut butter and honey sandwiches I'm super booksmart, but I have little common sense. I'm a sex fiend, hardcore. I think I look like I'm homeless if I don't put on eyeliner. Sometimes, I break out random dance moves hoping to make people smile and they look at me like I'm retarded... so I keep on dancing cause it feels good. I've been know to be a total bitch. Sometimes I get these impulses to steal things in malls so I don't go to them anymore. I'm a smoker and I know it's bad for me but fuck you, I don't care. I don't like drinking because it makes me have to pee a lot. However (comma) I love beer pong I like muffins, especially apple cinnamon ones. I like cleaning in my underwear. Macaroni and Cheese is the new staple of my diet. I bitch a lot, about nothing usually. I'm sick of typing this shit ....To Be Continued.♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥R.I.P. Willy Hansen, You'll always be in my heart and mind. You are 94% Rhode Islander!

A bucket of Quahogs to you! You are clearly a true RIer! Give my love to those many little villages with semi-unpronouncable names, and eat a lot of clam cakes. It is a drag to be in exile!!!
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My Interests

"Eyes smell flowers and become them" - L. Ferlinghetti Ancient history, the human body, space exploration, religion, order or the inherent lack there of, fuzzy stuff, WoW, people, culture, change, dancing, loving, evolution, smell good stuff, fire, music, dancing, loving, hating, understanding the way things work, Zelda

I'd like to meet:

OMG I WANT TO MEET TOM!!! TOM HAS MORE FRIENDS THAN JESUS!!!

Music:

I live for house music, that kind of stuff you can really dance to... the kind of music that gets into your soul and gets you to move until the break of day...but besides my undying love for that I dig the Meat Puppets, A Perfect Circle, Jack Johnson, Marcy Playground, Metallica,
World Threat, The Pixies, The Postal Service, Nirvana, Red Hot Chilli Peppers, The Legendary Pink Dots, The Cure, Ayumi Hamasaki, Nine Inch Nails, Greenday (old) , The Clash, The White Stripes, Gorillaz, Garbage, Radiohead, Garbage, Bush, Sheryl Crow, Cake, Jonathan Peters, Blindmelon, Alice in Chains (Unplugged), Sex Pistols, Weezer (old), The Presidents, Sublime, Mindless Self Indulgence, Manu Chao, Rabbit in the Moon, Blockhead, Slipknot, things that aren't emo.

Movies:

The Breakfast Club. Aladdin. Don't be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood. Con Air. The Lion King. The Little Mermaid. The Butterfly Effect. Seven. Sixteen Candles. The Nightmare Before Christmas. Rocky Horror Picture Show. Corpse Bride. Sailor Moon S. The Chronicles of Narnia. Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas. Half Baked. The Pirates of the Caribbean. Crazy/Beautiful. The Wall. Everafter. Evangelion: Life/Death. Scissorhands. Finding Nemo. Charlie And The Chocolate Factory.Thirteen. Harry Potter. The Lord of the Rings. Trainspotting. Alice in Wonderland. Saw. Star Wars. Texas Chainsaw Massacre. The Doors. Blow. Harry Potter. Apocolypse Now.

Television:

[adult swim], Law & Order, Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends and Going Tribal. I don't watch TV anymore really.

Books:

One thing that seems to throw people off about me is how often I actually do read, and I happen to read quite often. Now, besides my obsession with Harry Potter, I do enjoy many other books. Some of my favorites are SMACK, Go Ask Alice, Tuesdays with Morrie, The Crucibile, Nature, The Lord of the Rings Trilogy, The Hobbit, and Hardcore Zen. My favorite authors include Vonnegut, Salinger, King, Thoreau, Miller, and Emerson, and of course Miss. J.K. Rowling.

Heroes:

LUNCHBOX~! Because he wants to smear fecal matter on faces like I do...

My Blog

some gay survey.

Let's see if you can get through it. If not, you're too scared. about your past.1. Your name? Erin 2. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again? I plan on kissing him in like 7 hours when he get...
Posted by Erin eats babies on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 10:14:00 PST

So.

--Did you cry at your high school graduation?I cried the day I should have graduated, does that count? --Do you prefer the tanning bed or the sun?Sun, but it's an evil bastard.--Is chocolate really be...
Posted by Erin eats babies on Mon, 02 Apr 2007 09:04:00 PST

Reality Check

Sometimes I sit back and think about my last days in Rhode Island before I ever moved here. I think about the last moments with certain friends, and if I had known then it may be the last time I spent...
Posted by Erin eats babies on Wed, 28 Mar 2007 05:16:00 PST

Questions.

Are You:1. a cuddler? yes2. Do you like to wake up early? Not at all, I'm not a morning person.3. are you a perfectionist? Not so much5. religious?:I've got my beliefs.6. in your pajamas?: It's my day...
Posted by Erin eats babies on Tue, 27 Mar 2007 12:42:00 PST

an addition to my previous blog:

ANYONE FROM PA STAY AWAY FROM MY BOYFRIEND LOL!!! *laughs* even men from PA think my boyfriend is sexy... Least I'm the lucky one who gets to keep him... must be a Rhodey thing :P
Posted by Erin eats babies on Fri, 23 Mar 2007 04:35:00 PST

16000 profile views, 5839 blog views.

I must be popular So an update on what's going on with me: I work at Wal Mart and I love my job and take pride in it. Justin bought me a swiffer wet jet the other night and it is amazing and I love ...
Posted by Erin eats babies on Tue, 20 Mar 2007 07:22:00 PST

I got tagged... you're it next bitch.

..>   Tag!! Tag, you're it!!!The rules are: Once you have been tagged, you write a blog with ten, weird, random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end you choose 10 people to be...
Posted by Erin eats babies on Sun, 18 Mar 2007 03:25:00 PST

It's random.

  My last two boyfriends (before Justin) left me for girls from Pennsylvania. This now, just clicked... isn't that odd? So now I have decided if you are from Pennsylvania and female you should no...
Posted by Erin eats babies on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 10:32:00 PST

hahaha

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Posted by Erin eats babies on Tue, 27 Feb 2007 12:41:00 PST

I work at Taco Bell

No shame either, I got and job and it pays so I'm not going to bitch.
Posted by Erin eats babies on Tue, 20 Feb 2007 10:43:00 PST