Darren

Me and Brent's goose encounter. (true story)

So I says to Brent:I remember that one time when there was that giant fuckin' goose, man! We where just sitting there, man, mindin' our own fuckin' business, man, and that giant fuckin' goose came out...
Posted by Darren on Mon, 02 Jul 2007 06:30:00 PST

Raylen... You gotta lose the contact table.

Well I'll tell you one thing...At least I'm not amused with looping the motions of happy little kids(fatties). You are an asshole. You suck the happiness straight out of every little kid in the world ...
Posted by Darren on Mon, 11 Jun 2007 09:38:00 PST

Oh Em Jee. At school, yesterday...

We were messing around between classes. And here's what happened.The edn....
Posted by Darren on Sat, 17 Mar 2007 09:17:00 PST

Do you REALLY want to know how they make french toast, son?

Do you really?Just look in to it for a minute. Then you'll notice the burn mark that has a really odd shape. Do you see it? Now guess where that brings us? Huh kid? Are you following me?Watch as I tur...
Posted by Darren on Mon, 19 Feb 2007 09:27:00 PST

Yo.

Fly a kite, nigga.
Posted by Darren on Wed, 27 Dec 2006 11:15:00 PST

Just my own perception on layman terms.

Good concepts and arguments cannot be easily put into layman terms.  They can be, by giving an example scenario, but if you need to put them into layman terms for a person, can you say that their...
Posted by Darren on Thu, 09 Nov 2006 09:36:00 PST

Mail-boxes...

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Posted by Darren on Tue, 31 Oct 2006 09:48:00 PST

F.E.A.R. Survival Story

So I was outnumbered; at least nine of them...  no more grenades left.  Only 45 health; no more health packs.  So I'm hiding behind the desk and I suddenly remember; I have two more rem...
Posted by Darren on Mon, 30 Oct 2006 08:51:00 PST

...Rift?

...Must be. I haven't recieved a message/comment/restraining order in two days.  That means there has to be a rift in the space-time continuum.  Or someone altered the event of a person actu...
Posted by Darren on Sat, 07 Oct 2006 09:21:00 PST

My chicken/egg theory plus other various arguments.

Okay... So I ask Raylen... "What came first, the chicken or the egg?" He's like, "Well it would have to be the chicken... because what could lay the egg? I'm gay?" I don't know if any of this will be ...
Posted by Darren on Tue, 26 Sep 2006 09:39:00 PST