ryan profile picture

ryan

I am here for Friends

About Me

IVE DAMN NEAR REACHED EXPERT STATUS ON BEER CAN SCULPTURE ART, AND BEER CAN SCULPTURE WRECKAGE ART AS WELL, COLLECTING RECORDS AND BREAKING HEARTS, I WISH I WAS BACK HOME IN DERRY.......... MORRISSEY MUST DIE...........ALCOHOLIC, ASSHOLE,LECHER,BULLIER,COWARD,FARCEARTIST,HIPOCRYTE(BUT NOT AS MUCH AS YOU),PUNK ROCKER WHO GAVE UP ON IT , I MEAN, I JOINED MYSPACE! BIGOTELITIST,CLASSIST,SHITTALKER,HIGHBORN,ETC....-----FOR THE STUPID ONES,SMARTER THAN YOU, BUT ONLY WHEN IT AMUSES ME, RED BULL AND JAEGER, GIN, OLY, UMMMMMM, HOCKEY......DECADENCE, EXCESS, POPPIN OUTTA MY BOXERS, INJURIES,PONDERING A FUN AND EXCITING NEW CAREER IN SCATFILM, SNIPER SCHOOL...... SHOOTING PUCKS , OVOID OPIATES, SELF DESTRUCTION, REBELLION AND SHATTERING GLASS ........

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

ANYONE THAT SAY " WHEELBARRELL", ANYONE ELSE THAT LOSES EVERYTHING THEY CARE ABOUT SOMEHOW,THE FAITHLESS HEATHENS, PEOPLE WITH BUTTERFLY ADDERS, & TESCO VEE.................

My Blog

HOLY BUMBLING FUCKTARDS, THE REPO MEN COMETH!

WOW. I absolutely cannot fathom the failures of wasted skin these fucking knobs are. I'm laying in bed, trying to go to sleep, and think to myself 'sure, I'll play some music '... For the first time i...
Posted by on Wed, 09 Sep 2009 23:34:00 GMT

its like i wasnt looking, and then, BOOM!

im fucking pissed off. this is a work related piece, so if you have a current gig, it may not apply. but here goes... Seriously- its like I wasnt looking and then just got broadsided by this shit...
Posted by on Wed, 30 Jul 2008 02:01:00 GMT

another year goes by...

so another years done... and tonight kinda raged.... i went out with friends, had a ton of laughs, got a crazy cool groundscore, pointed and laughed at sf douchebags and yuppies, saw some amazing t.l....
Posted by on Sun, 27 Apr 2008 02:34:00 GMT

a glimpse why...

i dont think ive ever felt sick to my stomach like this.....its like you know its coming, like a fucking left turn in your daily commute, like a mundane mediocre meal you would eat somewhat begrudgein...
Posted by on Tue, 08 May 2007 19:07:00 GMT

that was depressing

 so last night, my new job asked me to work some heavy machinery.ok no problem, i tell them. it was a gas fired saw, with basically a fiat sized engine, 16 inch blade, louder than shit( orange plug in...
Posted by on Wed, 25 Apr 2007 15:32:00 GMT

beer bottle lacerrations

yeah, ive got them this week, it was fucking amazing...........my roomate pushed me off of the bench in our backyard and when i rolled over it i annihilated a trumer bottle and it annihilated my leg, ...
Posted by on Sun, 20 Aug 2006 15:37:00 GMT

why me?

 i never ever ever get sick in summer, and now i am.........  i dont know who you are yet, but some fuck owes me big..............  because i am fucking sick, bad.................... &n...
Posted by on Fri, 21 Jul 2006 23:20:00 GMT

just home from a fire

 its been about a thousand years or 5 actual years since weve done a fire out on ocean beach, and this one was true to form.........two full truckloads of wood, a small crowd, cause everybody alw...
Posted by on Sun, 25 Jun 2006 04:22:00 GMT

whoa, coulda got handcuffed and beat down for this, probably had a ghat stuck in my face too!!!

 so today i found out that some fuckin jerkoff stole the plates off my truck, and actually replaced my rear plate.......strange indeed.............. i went to the police station to file a report ...
Posted by on Tue, 20 Jun 2006 23:20:00 GMT

i cant believe i almost forgot.........

 so this dude i was playing hockey with got into a political conversation with another 2 or 3 dudes in the locker room...........   to me, generally a bad scene, but whatever, until he invol...
Posted by on Tue, 20 Jun 2006 01:12:00 GMT