Okay...the following is 100% accurate, and in absolutely no order of importance...What you are about to witness is simply a rant...I believe in ghosts, Bigfoot, and miracles...My favorite ice cream is mint chocolate chip, and just because it's green, that don't make it better...The first time I ever went up in a plane, I jumped right the @&#$% out of it...It was amazing, but I doubt I'd ever do it again...Never really took to heights...I love the snow in movies and the sound that a guitar makes as the finger squeaks across the string...I'm definitely a democrat, but unfortunately have to force myself to be interested in politics...I once drove all night from L.A. to San Francisco just to have breakfast on the Golden Gate Bridge, then get in the car and drive right back...I haven't been in a fist fight since junior high...I once fell in love with a practicing witch...I hate snakes, but I don't mind spiders...Some people have said I remind them of Jack Black, others have said Phillip Seymore Hoffman, athough I've always felt I identified most with Charlie Brown...I cried the day John Candy died...I once won an award for preaching to a congregation of baptist ministers... Ultimately, I don't know if anything happens for a reason, but I do find believing in "signs" a far more enjoyable way to live...At times, I can be passive aggressive and have been known to cut off my nose to spite my face...I've only broken one heart in my lifetime...Although Nanking chicken would certainly be my death row meal, I'll pretty much eat anything, except beets...Oh, and I'm no fan of brussel sprouts either...I think the Incredible Hulk is cool because he gets stronger the more you @&#$% with him...I can walk on my hands for a short distance...I never chew gum...I often go out to where people are, simply to watch people do what people do...I wish they'd just do away with the penny...As of today, I have written five ridiculous songs, and one serious one, and they all suck with style...I snore...At least three people I have met my lifetime claim I'm the funniest person that they have ever met, and so far nearly every girl I have dated has claimed I'm "an amazing kisser"...I hardly ever kiss on the first date...My favorite colors are blue and gray...Although, lately I've been diggin' brown...I hate working on Sundays and aim to never do so again...I used to prefer Paul McCartney's solo efforts over John Lennon's, but Jeske's got me leanin' towards John now...My favorite Beatles' songs are "Girl", and "Here Comes the Sun"...I can be ridiculously romantic when inspired...You can call me an @sshole all day, but for some reason I really hate being called a jerk...I have a fantasy of running off to work on a fishing boat...I wouldn't mind having my own garden...I like candles, and think I may be addicted to Nag Champa...My favorite baseball team is the NY Mets, although I can't really wax on about baseball... I started playing guitar at thirty-one, after buying the Grateful Dead's, "American Beauty"...I had owned the guitar ten years prior...I dig board games, and play a mean game of "Uno"...I'd like to live in Ireland for at least one year, and would like to spend Christmas in Hawaii once before I die...I hope to one day be commissioned to write a Muppet movie... I onced owned a Yugo...The first time I ever had sex was in the back of my parents' station wagon at the state fair... Yes, there were fireworks...
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