Take the Good:
*Traveling *shopping *TEXAS *laughing *living life *sleeping in *kisses *the beach *Saturday morning(whatever time morning comes) *sunshine *rain *liquor *learning *spontaneity *family *my friends-all of them *shoes *sno cones *art *music *sexy underwear *Italy *charm *movies *rivers *change *bare feet *dressing up *thunder *anything Italian *driving fast with the windows down and the radio up *perfume *taking pictures *lakes *eating *good books *sunrise/sunset *fresh flowers *grey’s anatomy *snow *green olives *high heels *evian *stars *wearing black/white *the outdoors *jello shots *surfing *kids/babies *dancing *fancy dinners *swimming *angels *rolos *animals *God*Ft. Davis (the city)*Mountains*dreams*getting into a hot car*board games (if I win)*colorful post-its*climbing water towers*hot baths*
With the Bad:
*Awkward silence *B.O. *clingy people *frizz *funerals *PMS *bathrooms *shaving *snoring *wet socks *bad hair days *prejudice/ignorance *video games *headaches *liars *paying bills *speaking in front of a group *confrontations *drama *traffic *being hung-over *having nothing to do *karaoke *poker *jelly fish *green tea *talking on the phone *computers *cheap candles *showers *old clothes that don’t fit *whining *skinny jeans *acne *dirty cars *being sick *sun burn *back stabbers *typing *early mornings *bad drivers *angry people *cigarette smoke *animal cruelty *bras *stains *ant bites *sea food *tie-dye *slow drivers in the fast lane *bad breath *excessive body hair *being cold *watermelon *sting rays* carpet*
Television:
Ten Thoughts to Ponder
Number 10 - Life is sexually transmitted.Number 9 - Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which
one can die.
Number 8 - Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him
without an erection, make him a sandwich.Number 7 - Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a
person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.Number 6 - Some people are like a Slinky.....not really good for
anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down
the stairs.Number 5 - Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in
hospitals dying of nothing.Number 4 - All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays
no attention to criticism.Number 3 - Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred
dollars, and a substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents?Number 2 - In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird.
Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal....AND THE NUMBER 1 THOUGHT:
We know exactly where one cow with mad-cow-disease is located among
the millions and millions of cows in America but we haven't got a clue
as to where thousands of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located.
Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of immigration
Heroes:
Undoubtedly my Parents. Just Knowing they survived my brother and myself Is more than enough.
