reduce speed.congestion ahead. |
Half an hour into the Thanksgiving Pilgrimage back home and I am faced with going it alone.No Murder City Devils or Odetta or Kinks or Velvet Underground to accompany me.The battery in the ipod is dea...
Posted by on Mon, 04 Dec 2006 23:36:00 GMT |
eating lemons |
I sat here tonight drinking wiskey and sucking on lemons.I sucked the lemons because I hate the taste of wiskey.
I didn't even really want to drink it but that's what you do,right?That's what you...
Posted by on Sat, 04 Nov 2006 19:13:00 GMT |
the life and times of Machuck Norris |
I have a male Serbian friend who has a female Serbian friend who works as an architect in Siberia.However,before she was a Serbian architect working in Siberia she lived in Serbia and she had a cat.Th...
Posted by on Fri, 01 Sep 2006 19:39:00 GMT |
next stop,tennessee |
I am slowly becoming a character from a Tennessee Williams play.I had felt my emotional self going in that direction for some time but tonight when I looked at myself in the mirror (after a dramatic,r...
Posted by on Sat, 13 May 2006 19:34:00 GMT |
Fun with Midol. |
Is it possible to O.D on Midol?I say yes.Took 4,5,6,maybe,in the morning.Walked the length of Kobenhaven and back and decided I needed more.6 more was it?Who knows,not me.Numbers are of no importance ...
Posted by on Tue, 09 May 2006 23:12:00 GMT |
Go eat some fucking baby meat. |
I had a really funny idea.In the little box on my profile where it asks about children I was going to write "are delicious".So the whole thing would have read "children:are delicious".Fucking hilariou...
Posted by on Sat, 01 Apr 2006 02:08:00 GMT |
Fe,Fi,Fo,Fum.... |
My neighbor in Copenhagen is crazy.Completly and totally batshit crazy.The man is either A:drunk all of the time B:a little bit slow or C:Sloth from The Goonies.The other morning(ok,to be fair it was ...
Posted by on Mon, 06 Mar 2006 18:52:00 GMT |
