Kade - ProfilesArchive

About Me

Just a skinny kid from Alabama. Somewhat misunderstood at times. Always in a state of confusion as to who I am and what I want. I like guys and girls. Guys are easier to be around for the most part. I am shy in person and don't make friends easy, but I do have some good friends.

My Interests

Too skinny for most sports. Like to swim and play out doors, like to travel, like to hang out with my buds, tried golf and it wasn't bad.

I'd like to meet:

A boy from another planet to see if he has a penis and does it look like a earth boys penis.

Music:

I like a wide variety except the kind that plays in elevators or the kind that is really high and breaks glasses.

Movies:

XXX PORN!!!!

Television:

The Andy Griffith Show ROCKS! CSI, Smallville (makes me hard) Laguna Beach (makes me hard). The Food Network. Some of the A&E shows. I channel surf alot.

Books:

1068 Sexual Positions by the late Dr. Melvin D. Futztwang, Phd. There would have been 1069, but Dr. Futztwang expired on 1068. His wife Phyliss, Personal assistant Buffy, and his pool boy Brad completed and published the book in his memory.

Heroes:

All of my Grandparents. They ROCK!