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Chris

I'M THE SHIT

About Me

None Of Your Buisness You Noisy Fagats
http://www.GraffitiGen.com/ - Graffiti - Graffiti CreatorLOL, Jk, like to give a couple shout out's, Freddy A.K.A My Phone went missin, Bull A.K.A. Dan, Stixx A.K.A M4 A.K.A. Mike Franklin, Yashua A.K.A. Creamsicle A.K.A Yogurt, The DoubleMint Twins ( Jp ) Brandon & Brian Dilde, Randall A.K.A Where are my Boat Keys A.K.A Shovel Chin A.K.A DOCKS, Yogi A.K.A Kim A.K.A Kangaroo Jack A.K.A KATOW-JO, Brittany, Kevin Dillon (Munster Cheese lol), my Bro Plasma A.K.A Antonio, his wifey A.K.A Mother Francis A.K.A Francheska, Bianca ( and i dont do crack), my bro's main homie Jay and his girl Vanessa, Malcolm 4 takin my food (Jp homie) u keep my skinnier man lol, Miguel 4 makin me deaf (Jp), Jasmine A.K.A Pirate lol, diss me again and ill punch ur glass eye out lol Jp,Rich wats good man, Keeshia A.K.A Cheezzy Crouch, props to my re-newed friend Kathy, and yes u still look the same =),shout out also to the girl who thought i was deaf,Kim, props to Joe Molina, good luck finding ur bag lol,Props to Yogi J.r AKA Kara (i think) A.K.A LIL Truck, props to Johanna, Props to Terrence, Props to Alex, Props to Alex Again lol, Props to my nigga Luis AKA Cano, props to Sean,props to Maria (Titties lol), props to Trane, props to my Bitch Eric Franklin lmao jp , props to my sorta brother in laws lol, johito!!! and joshua,props to C-Mac, props to C-Cress A.K.A Cameron,props to Clay,props to Captain Tony, Props to my 8th Grade peoples,Props to my Brothers Zack and Tyler,Props Derek A.K.A Clown Shoes,Props to The Cypress Crest Gang lol, Steve R and C, Justin , Joe BadaBing, Jared, Ray and Ahmed, Kevin and Lil Mikey, The Velez Fam And Others, i would also like to give props to the almighty god 4 keepin me alive, strong and well lol, i should have gone a couple times and he saved me, Thank You, R.I.P to a dear friend, Pete Carmada, he died 2/17/06, god bless his family at the age of 25 , i have a lot of siblings, 4 and my stepdad of course, I hope to be a record producer and a ghost writer someday, or anything that makes money that i dont have 2 have a gun 4 lmao, i hope 2 experience all life has 2 offer b4 i pass on, because who knows, The Sn is Sk33tiinMVP ~1~
Name: Chris
Birthdate: 12/30/90
Birthplace: Washington Heights NY
Current Location: Matawan NJ
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Black
Height: 5'11
Weight: take a guess lol
Piercings: none
Tatoos: none
Boyfriend/Girlfriend: not anymore
Overused Phraze: Fuck You
FAVORITES
Food: None
Candy: None
Number: 23,69
Color: Blue
Animal: Nothing that kills u
Drink: Incredible Hulk
Alcohol Drink: Incredible Hulk
Bagel: None
Letter: S
Body Part on Opposite sex: Legs
This or That
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
McDonalds or BurgerKing: Both LMAO
Strawberry or Watermelon: Neither
Hot tea or Ice tea: Ice Tea
Chocolate or Vanilla Neither
Hot Chocolate or Coffee: Coffee
Kiss or Hug: Both if possible
Dog or Cat: Dog
Rap or Punk: Rap Fuck Rockers!
Summer or Winter: Winter
Scary Movies or Funny Movies: Funny
Love or Money: Love
YOUR...
Bedtime: None
Most Missed Memory: Ny Father and my Ex Girl In S.I
Best phyiscal feature: Wallet lmao
First Thought Waking Up: am i dead?
Goal for this year: to Live
Best Friends: All my Friends
Weakness: Trust too many people
Fears: God
Heritage: PuertoRican and Italian
Longest relationship: 6 Months
HAVE YOU...
Ever Drank: yes
Ever Smoked: no
Pot: no
Ever been Drunk: too much
Ever been beaten up: yes
Ever beaten someone up: yes
Ever Shoplifted: yes
Ever Skinny Dipped: no
Ever Kissed Opposite sex: yes
Been Dumped Lately: yes
IN A GUY/GIRL
Favorite Eye Color: Brown
Favorite Hair Color: Doesnt Matter
Short or Long: Long
Height: 5'3 or 5'4
Style: Sexy
Looks or Personality: Cute with personality
Hot or Cute Same Difference
Drugs and Alcohol: No Drugs, i have my father 4 that
Muscular or Really Skinny: Skinny, not too Skinny
RANDOMS
Number of Regrets in the Past: 2 many
What country do you want to Visit: Europe
How do you want to Die: Like a Man
Been to the Mall Lately: Yes
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yes
Get along with your Parents: Yes
Health Freak: No
Do you think your Attractive: Yea i Guess
Believe in Yourself: No
Want to go to College: Yes, not gonna though
Do you Smoke: No
Do you Drink: Yes
Shower Daily: Yes, 2 times a day
Been in Love: Yes
Do you Sing: No
Want to get Married: No
Do you want Children: Yes
Have your future kids names planned out: Name em after my parents
Age you wanna lose your Virginity: Does Top Count? LOL
Hate anyone: Life is too Short too Hate
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My Interests

Rappin, Money, Collectin Shoes PhatPimpClothing.com PhatPimpClothing.com Pimped My MySpace Pimped by PhatPimpClothing.com

I'd like to meet:

Jay-Z&Beyonce (Yum), Dr.Dre and i would have liked to meet DJ Jam Master J (R.I.P), Michael Jordan, God (But Who Doesn't) Drop Down & Get Your Eagle OnGet Your Own! | View Slideshow

Music:

RAP.R&B,Old Reggae

Movies:

Rush Hour 1&2. White Chicks and all Wayans Bros Movies, Friday 1&2 ( 3 was iight), 2pac Ressurection ( spelt that wrong), Tommy Boy, Black Sheep, Boyz N Da Hood, Scarface, Godfather 1&2, 1st 3 Scary Movies, Meet The Parents & Fockers, The Real 50 Cent, 8 Mile, All Beef DVD's, State property, Money Talks, Kings Of Comedy, The Warriors, DodgeBall, 16 Blocks, Carlito's Way, Sandlot, Killa Season, Wedding Crashers, Jackie Brown, Casino....You Know How I Know You're Gay?

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Television:

BOONDOCKS,King of Queens, Simpsons, Everybody Hates Chris, Good Times, Deal Or No Deal, Rap City and 106, Mind of Mencia, The Chapelle Show, Family Guy, Two and a Half Men
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I Wonder....

Watsup errbody, jus wanted to talk a lil bit, see what yall think, u ever wonder what life would be like if you were somebody else, or wit somebody else, or to have somebody else's job, or to have som...
Posted by Chris on Sun, 19 Nov 2006 01:01:00 PST

I would Like To Thank Mike Slevin 4 This....

I could tell you all about me and who I am, but I wouln't know what to say exactly. Recent events have led me to believe that no one will actually read this section of my myspace. Therefore I can prob...
Posted by Chris on Mon, 06 Nov 2006 01:59:00 PST

MY NIECE

today at 4:46 am, my niece, Samaia ( i think thats how u spell her name) was born, for the first time i am a uncle, and im so excited, i cant wait to give her the first birthday gift, i cant wait to s...
Posted by Chris on Thu, 17 Aug 2006 07:47:00 PST

Keeshia Jokes

1. Cheezy Crouch - she spilled cheese on her jeans lol 2. Titties!!!! - Lol Ask Cross about this one 3. Salty nipples - ill explain lata lol 4. Salty 2 Liters - Lol 5. Salty Jugs - U see the pattern h...
Posted by Chris on Wed, 24 May 2006 04:49:00 PST