When I am called to duty, God, Where’re the flames may rage, Give me strength to save some life Whatever be its age. Help me embrace a little child Before it is too late, Or save some older person from The horror of that fate. Enable me to be alert, And hear the weakest shout And quickly and effectively To put the fire out. I want to fill my calling And give the best in me. To guard my every neighbor And protect his property; And if according to Your will, I have to lose my life Please bless with Your protecting hand My children and my wife. Amen.
A deaf, mute, nymphomaniac with large breasts and a tight ass that owns a liquor store and a golf course.
Red Rocks Ampitheatre.
Home sweet home!
You scored as James Bond, Agent 007. James Bond is MI6's best agent, a suave, sophisticated super spy with charm, cunning, and a license's to kill. He doesn't care about rules or regulations and somewhat amoral. He does care about saving humanity though, as well as the beautiful women who fill his world. Bond has expensive tastes, a wide knowledge of many subjects, and his usually armed with a clever gadget and an appropriate one-liner.
James Bond, Agent 007
Indiana Jones
Captain Jack Sparrow
Lara Croft
William Wallace
The Terminator
Maximus
The Amazing Spider-Man
Batman, the Dark Knight
Neo, the "One"
El Zorro
I ONLY listen to rock.
Rescue Me, Scrubs, South Park, Ghost Hunters, The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, and the News.
You're A Passed Out Drunk
Drinking gives you that warm fuzzy feeling, until you're thrown in the back of a police car...
Your Penis Name Is...
Meat 'n' Potatoes
LCPL Andrew Riedel. 1985 - 2004. Died in Zaidon, Iraq. We all miss you.