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Zelph! The White Lamanite Warrior!!!!!! RAHH!!!!!

About Me

I'm pretty much a skeleton found about a foot underground with an arrowhead stuck up in my ribs found our near the Missouri River.
Now you may think that I'm probably "just some indian" who "just wasn't having his day", but there you would be wrong.
For I was a great Lamanite warrior!!!!!
I battled on Hill Cumorah! (If only I could remember where it was, I'd tell you all.)
You may be suprised that none of the millions Lamanites or Nephites who fought and died on Cumorah thousands of years ago could be found, or the steel weapons and armor we blessed to use way before steelsmithing was popular, while I was barely a foot underground.
But don't question any of that!!
The prophets havemade it clear that "When our leaders speak, the thinking has been done".
Just look at the following testimony!!!
"The brethren procured a shovel and a hoe, and removing the earth to the depth of about one foot, discovered the skeleton of a man, almost entire, and between his ribs the stone point of a Lamanitish arrow, which evidently produced his death. Elder Burr Riggs retained the arrow. The contemplation of the scenery around us produced peculiar sensations in our bosoms; and subsequently the visions of the past being opened to my understanding by the Spirit of the Almighty, I discovered that the person whose skeleton was before us was a white Lamanite, a large, thickset man, and a man of God. His name was Zelph. He was a warrior and chieftain under the great prophet Onandagus, who was known from the Hill Cumorah, or eastern sea to the Rocky Mountains. The curse was taken from Zelph, or at least, in part—one of his thigh bones was broken by a stone flung from a sling, while in battle, years before his death. He was killed in battle by the arrow found among his ribs, during the last great struggle of the Lamanites and Nephites."
"While on our way we felt anxious to know who the person was who had been killed by that arrow. It was made known to Joseph that he had been an officer who fell in battle, in the last destruction among the Lamanites, and his name was Zelph. This caused us to rejoice much, to think that God was so mindful of us as to show these things to his servant. Brother Joseph had inquired of the Lord, and it was made known in a vision."
Thanks a lot HEBER C. KIMBALL for telling my story!

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I'd like to meet:

That bastard who shot me with that arro that one time.
Oh, I'd show him a thing or two.

My Blog

Silly Mormon guy

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Posted by on Sat, 15 Apr 2006 09:09:00 GMT

My thoughs

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Posted by on Fri, 14 Apr 2006 09:53:00 GMT