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Ballerina Cünt College

About Me

the Ballerina Cunt College was formed in the ruby leak guard of a sanitary napkin, one summer's eve. a dirty bear named Merriweather October Winklebean fled to a nearby restroom to change her maxi pad, from which she had been bleeding through. Her not-so-fresh feelings tormenting her at a local garden party, and Merriweather October got her panties in a twist. She was wearing white pants at the time, so this was most indeed an embarassing saturation. While replacing her maxi, Merriweather noticed her drippage was being collected by Gusto, a studio musician and background clapper for mowtown songs. Gusto was from Tampa, Florida; making him a Tampan. Together, they formed Ballerina Cunt College.

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 10/02/2006
Band Website: http://www.myspace.com/ballerina_cunt_college
Band Members: Rabbi Moishe "Schlomo" Rabinowitz & Lynne Yellow Merriweather & Percival Les Carpool.
Influences: alchohol, country time lemonade, Clive Owen, hot air balloons, juiceboxes, the gold rush, herpes medication, yeast, mad cow disease, feral children.
Sounds Like:sounds like a woman getting impaled by a unicorn.
Record Label: Beargash Industries

My Blog

surfacing the villain

i said you you you are my lady and you i am your old man so slowly, i saunter in through the designated dining area i am a dirty, dirty follower of the bath house regime i stick to a good solid cleani...
Posted by on Mon, 23 Jul 2007 15:52:00 GMT

neck

how soft your neck is much softer than mine that necklace of yours is so lucky what kind of a world do we live in where one human can't admire and comment the texture of one's throat? the way your...
Posted by on Mon, 23 Jul 2007 15:39:00 GMT

Escalator To Hell.

there's a man who's uncertain that some of what's shiny is silver and he's ste-a-ling and escalator to he-ell.
Posted by on Mon, 23 Jul 2007 15:38:00 GMT

do the baby shake.

do the shake shake the baby shake we shake it like a baby we make it like a baby we break it like rabies and we bake it like a shake n' baking baby it tastes like baby it tastes like baby the shake it...
Posted by on Mon, 23 Apr 2007 21:58:00 GMT

firecrotch.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JDOoRb2vGZ4 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sgOrAPUfay4
Posted by on Mon, 17 Jul 2006 16:14:00 GMT

don't chew with your mouth open; unless the semen is chunky.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3C1U7S-i1As http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9DqOxiRuR4I
Posted by on Wed, 12 Jul 2006 20:04:00 GMT

i kip glung dorio.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8CuBaeH1NBg http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZuuBze_-MeM
Posted by on Sun, 09 Jul 2006 02:43:00 GMT

the Goat.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l5_zLBPzMso
Posted by on Sat, 08 Jul 2006 18:35:00 GMT

cream dream on an indian burial ground.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W2LZPHnUal0  
Posted by on Sat, 08 Jul 2006 18:21:00 GMT

pad wrappers make more noise than we do.

http://www.youtube.com/v/x32zVJObe40
Posted by on Tue, 04 Jul 2006 22:59:00 GMT