The Outsider Lyrics ..
Once upon a time in a land far away, a beautiful, independent, self assured princess happened upon a frog as she sat, contemplating ecological issues on the shores of an unpolluted pond in a verdant meadow near her castle. The frog hopped into the princess's lap and said: "Elegant Lady, I was once a handsome prince, until an evil witch cast a spell upon me. One kiss from you, however, and I will turn back into the dapper, young prince that I am and then, my sweet, we can marry and setup housekeeping in your castle with my mother, where you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children, and forever feel grateful and happy doing so. That night, as the princess dined sumptuously on a repast of lightly sauteed frog legs seasoned in a white wine and onion cream sauce, she chuckled to herself and thought................
I don't fucking think so.
Hmm... Where to start?
My name is Nick, Hooters, 3D, and/or Double D.
If you can't figure out why by yourself.. well, I'll give you the 45 and shovel and you can help make the world a better, smarter place for the rest of us. :]
I'm tough, I'm ambitious, and I know exactly what I want. If that makes me a bitch, okay.
Yes, I appreciate my body and the bust I was given and born with.
If you don't like the way I dress, tough shit.
I don't dress for you
Just because I flaunt the cleavage I have doesn't mean I'm a slut.
It's called self confidence. Buy a fucking dictionary, read it, and understand the difference.
Your crybaby whiny-assed opinion would be...?
Choose your words wisely around me.
I have a mouth like a Sailor.
A temper I have a problem controlling at times.
Don't like it? Walk away. Don't stay and talk your shit.
Don't have the time for it.
I've got major trust issues. Oh well.
I'm a rock-on-chicks instead of dicks
Liberal Femme Democrat who believes in
equality and freedom
of choice for all.
I party. I drink. You don't like it? Not my problem.
Waiting on a dream wedding, not the dream man
I'm not a relationship-type of girl.
Single not ready to mingle
I don't date. End of story.
Did I mention the kick in the groin you'll be receiving if you touch me?
YES I'm a flippin' Hippie. Tough cookie, hun.
The beach is my second home
My worst fear is having limitations of ANY kind
Pacifism is my admiration
I crave irony and sarcasm!
Girl bands are a hobby
so is writing about how women do have their own
thoughts
faults
feelings and minds
and how wonderful they are
and how no Woman should buy into looking like Jessica Alba or any Victoria's Secret model.
You really want to look like that?
Buy Photoshop
My family means the world
My friends are the colors and music that keep my life sane
I'd kill for them and die for them
and without 'em I would be nowhere and no one.
Anything else?
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