Tyler

I am not a particular Cure song. I am not a particular character in a cartoon/movie/comic book. I am not a particular drug. I am not a particular punk/pop/ska/whatever band/DJ. I cannot be summarized by a bullshit 20 question psyche test on the internet.

And neither can you.

I am a computer artist in the video game industry. I grew up in northwest Ohio, which I managed to escape. And now that I'm away from the dreary, dull Midwest and into sunny, fun southern California, I've changed my image, loosened my morals and hit the clubs. Hard.

I am a man of science, logic, and reason.
I am stoic enough to control minor emotions and to not show my emotions to people who don't really care, but not stoic enough to not be overwhelmed by them at times.
I am, frankly, bigoted towards idiocy, or what in my mind accounts for idiocy. I love the schadenfreude of watching internet videos of people doing stupid things and getting very hurt for it, but then feel saddened when they get up, knowing that their place in the gene pool still remains.
I am pessimistically realistic. I'll be honest about why things suck in your life and I'll try to explain it to you as I see it in amateurish evolutionary, biological and anthropological terms, but I won't write bad poetry about it. Unless it's a haiku. I love improvisational haiku.
I am occasionally sesquipedalian.
I am not infallible, egocentric, geocentric, or brilliant.
I am a geek.
I am my own worst enemy.

The universe is immensely vast and infinitesimally small. By sheer probability, we are not so unique and the truth of reality is far more intriguing and beautiful than your myths, gods, and superstitions could possibly live up to.