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Chrith

Too Dumb To Keep Your Clothes On

About Me

Wish I was more of a **** really. Works for most people.
Chris francis Keyte --
[noun]:

A real life terminator

'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.com

C Cool
H Hardworking
R Responsible
I Ideal
S Smooth
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My Interests

music, comedy, rock club, swimming, pool and snooker, bowling, guitar, seeing mates.

I'd like to meet:

anyone local, don't know many pure kingstonians
Find me on MySpace and be my friend!

Music:

soundgarden,
biffy clyro,
pink floyd,
manic street preachers,
pearl jam,
kaki king,
colleen,
garbage,
kings of leon,
supergrass,
suede,
smashing pumpkins,
paul weller,
the jam,
Yes,
king crimson,
Nine Inch Nails,
Steve Reich,
al di meola,
villa-lobos,
cooper temple clause
richard cheese
vivaldi, beethoven, mozart and all that lot
autechre
scissor sisters
zutons

Movies:

spinal tap,
fight club,
monty python,
most with jim carey, bill murray,
usual suspects,
south park,
being john malkovich,
groundhog day,
adaptation,
Tarrantino,
shinning...

Television:

family guy, simpsons, 24, monty python, The day today, brasseye, JAM, young ones, father ted, league of gentlemen

Books:

Far side
other than that i dont really read books, i prefer to write them!

Heroes:

chris cornell, simon neil, dave gilmour, john cleese, bill bailey, squarepusher, chris morris

My Blog

2 Gay Poems

Poetry, for the most part, is quite gay. Sorry, but I don't like it.Endless pretention.So, here's mine, one which a lot of you will recognise from 'back then', and one that, well only James, my editor...
Posted by Chrith on Wed, 28 Mar 2007 07:46:00 PST

Big

Has anybody ever considered delving a bit deeper in these Hollywood Blockbusters?The film Big, with Tom Hanks, has a final scene, where a woman who has been datinga 30 year old, watches him become a 1...
Posted by Chrith on Thu, 01 Mar 2007 05:55:00 PST

KIME

YES!that's right.KIME is an ensemble with an annoying name. It stands for Kingston Interactive Multimedia Ensemble, and I am one of the ten or so members. Started up by a fellow music student, Athanas...
Posted by Chrith on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 08:26:00 PST

IMDB fact about Dirty Sanchez Movie!

Trivia: The film was originally shown to the BBFC in an unfinished version. They recommended that a sequence featuring a man sucking excrement from the anus of a live rabbit would need to be removed b...
Posted by Chrith on Sun, 10 Sep 2006 03:25:00 PST

garth marenghi's darkplace

here's a review on Amazon from someone who obviously didn't realise Darkplace is a Spoof.0 of 13 people found the following review helpful:Can I give Garth Marenghi's Darkplace a dog?, 3 Jul 2006Revie...
Posted by Chrith on Sun, 16 Jul 2006 03:25:00 PST

frozen beer

i just learned a lessonsee, there was a bbq, and we put beer in the freezer to cool it - nice.but, 3 days later, i find a beer had been in stuck in there, and after defrosting it.MY GOD! it was the mo...
Posted by Chrith on Sat, 08 Jul 2006 12:12:00 PST

At least I tried

Isn't it annoying, when some decides you're the only person in town they don't want to talk to, not even be polite to for the sake of others, say.and isn't it annoying when two people in a row decide ...
Posted by Chrith on Fri, 30 Jun 2006 09:05:00 PST

Petition to the BBC

As some of you will know, it annoys me, and others, that classic Brittish comedies such as Not the 9 O'clock News, Morcambe and Wise, Monty Python's Flying Circus, and the Two Ronnies, are not being r...
Posted by Chrith on Thu, 30 Mar 2006 02:47:00 PST

Book

Soon my book will be ready to be unleashed on the world! but until then, to keep you in anticipation, here is an excerpt that has nothing to do with the book: Think of the sadness of the loss of your...
Posted by Chrith on Tue, 28 Feb 2006 04:21:00 PST