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~Quit playing pretend and be a real Bitch ~

You dont have to like me, but i bet you cant whoop my ass!

About Me

I'm Michelle.I'm engaged to the love of my life Dapino Watters! We have a beautiful lil 3yr old girl together. I'm really everyone friend until you get out of place then im just that bitch.

All About You!


Basics...


Full Name: Michelle Ann-Marie Smith
Age: 21
Birthdate: July 25
Birthplace: Berkley CA.
Current Location: Wichita Falls
Relationship Status: Engaged
Heritage: uuuuhhhh
Religion: christian
Grade: In College
GPA: N/A
Employment: Cracker Barrel
Tatoos: none
Piercings: none of your business
Shoe Size: who cares
Height: 5'3

Favorites...


Food: New Orleans Pasta
Color: blue and pink
Holiday: Christmas
Season: Spring
Pop: sprite
Movie: the ones i make ! he he
Song: dont know
TV Show: wheel of fortune
Brand: dont know
Ice Cream:. chocolate
Restaurant: Cheddars
Smell: Mary Kay Journey
Place: at home where i can relax
Sports Teams: Texas Longhorns
Hangout Spot: dont have one
Store: Dont know
Singer: too many
Music Genre: R&B, Rap, Gospel...etc
Actor: dont know
Actress: dont know

Dislikes...


Food: squash,liver...
Music: not any
Movie: ANGER MANAGEMENT! hate that movie!
Smell: WHAT!
Singer: uuuuhhhhh!
Famous Person: dont care
TV Show: the late show
Season: summer it's too hot now!
Color: dont have one

This or That...


Family Guy/South Park: Family Guy
Cartman/Kenny: dont know
Peter/Stewie: Stewie !duh!
Pepsi/Coke: pepsi
Sprite/7-Up: sprite
Mountain Dew/Red Bull: neither
School/Church: church
Love/Money: love, my man will have money
Homework/Test: test, straight get it over wit
Movie at Home/Movie in Theater: movie at home so i can cuddle up!
Comedy/Romance/Horror: Horror
Pants/Shorts:. pants
Summer/Winter/Fall/Spring: Spring
Christmas/End of the School Year: End of school year
Warm/Cold: cold
Italian/Chinese: italian
Tyra Banks/Kate Moss: Tyra Banks
Martha Stewart/Rachel Ray: GO MARTHA!
Paris Hilton/Nicole Richie: Paris Hilton
Angelina Jolie/Jennifer Anistan: Angelina Jolie
Love/Lust: Love
Flowers/Candy: flowers

Love Life...


First Love: Dapino Watters
Longest Love: Dapino Watters
Person you love: Dapino Watters
Do you believe in the one: yeah
Do you believe i love at first sight: yeah
Do you still talk to your first Love: yeah we live together duh!
Ever let someone go and regreted it: hell naw ! i dont regret shit, his lost not mine
Have you ever cheated on someone: eventually
Ever been cheated on: eventually
Loved someone and they didn't know: o he knows. So no!

Material Things...


Cellphone: need a new one
Pager/Beeper: useless
Computer (Desktop): emachines there cheap but work well
Laptop: DELL duh! too bad it got stolen. :(
Digital Camera: Sony all the way ! bay bay!
Game Console: uuuhhh
Vehicle: need a new one mayb a Cobalt.
iPod: useless
Blackberry or Palm: usleess
How many DVDs: too many to count
How many CDs: uuhhh dont know
Kind of TV: 32" RCA, need a new one

Last Time...


Last song you heard: dont know my daughter made it up.
Last person you talked to: my man
Last thing you said: i love you
Last thing you ate: cereal Fruit loops
Last time you cried: when Eldon left back to New Orleans

Have You Ever...


Have you smoked: ha ha i tried to before didnt work out
Have you drank: HELL YEAH what you think i just turned 21
Been stoned: HELL NAW THAT"S NOT ME!!
Bungee Jumped: long time ago
Been Sky Diving: ha ha black peeps dont do that
Been in a limo: yeah my dad owns some
Gone camping: yeah when i was in girl scouts
Been to the ER: yeah
Surfed: no
Kicked a guy in the nuts: HA HA Yeah!
Been so drunk you don't remember the night before: NO
Puked infront of a crowd: NO
Toilet-papered someone's house: HA HA! who hasnt?
Ever gone to therapy: NO

Miscellaneous


Bedtime: 11-12
Bed Size: Full size
Collect Anything: uhh no
If you had 24 hours to live, what would you do: he he what would you do?
What do you want on your pizza: uuummm.
Speak anything besides English: i try too!
What annoys you the most: many things
What would you do with 1,000 plastic spoons: give them away why do i need them we got silverware.
Do you wear Contacts or Glasses: i suppose to wear glasses but i dont
Why are you taking this survey: because im bored duh!
Take this & other surveys @ OhMySpace.com!found this cartoon layout at HOT FreeLayouts.com

My Interests

chilling wit my man and daughter, and everybody else who dont get on my country ass nerves..Mary Kay Consultant:reach me at http://[email protected]

I'd like to meet:

I already met him !
.. - Get Your Own

Music:

Just about everything !
MySpaceGlitter.comMya ft. Lil Wayne- Lock U Down

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Movies:

ALL SCARY ACTION, and FUNNY movies!

Television:

House,Scrubs,The 70's show,wheel of fortune, csi,tmz....too many to name but i know you see where im goin.

Books:

The Bible and all Stephen Kings books.
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Heroes:

GOD! My Aunt Kristi who taught me just about everything from how to be a pimp, a playa,a lady and dat super bitch!REAL TALK MY NIGGA!

My Blog

Bitch STOP!

Bitches need to get off the gas! Just because ya man may want me doesn't mean i want his ass! I got what i want and not a bitch goin eva succeed like me. So get on wit cha ya self fo ya get hurt....
Posted by ~Quit playing pretend and be a real Bitch ~ on Sat, 08 Sep 2007 01:31:00 PST

HATE ! It can be such a fuckin crime.

Yeah it's eazy for me to tell ya that i hate you ! OOO AND  I  DO! I just be funny wit it and act i dont, soon enough you will figure it out! hhmmm now dont you...
Posted by ~Quit playing pretend and be a real Bitch ~ on Fri, 13 Jul 2007 02:36:00 PST