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About Me

The allergist's office is my nemesis. I am one of the guys. I am not coordinated enough to throw up faux gang signs when people take pictures of me. The hairnet may be my most favorite invention ever. I hate it when people don't tell me when I have stuff stuck in my teeth. My sense of fashion is on hold until my kids get older and stop ruining my clothes for me. I'm pretty much guaranteed to have a snot mark on my shoulder or chocolate milk stains somewhere on my clothes, and I've stopped caring who witnesses it. Old men love me.

You Are Fozzie Bear
"Wocka! Wocka!"
You're the life of the party, and you love making people crack up.
If only your routine didn't always bomb!
You may find more groans than laughs, but always keep the jokes coming. The Muppet Personality Test

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

My future nanny.
What Your Soul Really Looks Like
You are a wanderer. You constantly long for a new adventure, challenge, or even a completely different life.

You are a grounded person, but you also leave room for imagination and dreams. Your feet may be on the ground, but your head is in the clouds.

You believe that people see you as larger than life and important. While this is true, they also think you're a bit full of yourself.

Your near future is a lot like the present, and as far as you're concerned, that's a very good thing.

For you, love is all about caring and comfort. You couldn't fall in love with someone you didn't trust. Inside the Room of Your Soul
Your Fortune Is
If someone calls you fat, don't get angry... just turn the other chin. The Wacky Fortune Cookie Generator

My Blog

Please and Thank You.

Yes. And I'll take another. Stinkin' links don't every frickin' work in MySpace. If not, copy and paste this: http://perezhilton.com/2008-08-30-johnny-depp-guitar-herores pond   Oh, and take the ...
Posted by on Sun, 31 Aug 2008 22:00:00 GMT

I’m so sorry you’re uninformed....

This is what I heard on my way in to THERAPY this a.m. Because, I forgot that this is all my fault, and the fault of my absent babydaddy.
Posted by on Tue, 22 Jul 2008 11:21:00 GMT

Thank you for your sacrifice, Pvt. Fouty

Some of you may have read/heard in the news today where the whereabouts of Waterford native Pvt. Byron Fouty, POW/MIA in May 2007 while serving in Iraq, have finally come to light....
Posted by on Fri, 11 Jul 2008 09:07:00 GMT

I could do this with my eyes closed....

So easy.
Posted by on Wed, 09 Jul 2008 10:44:00 GMT

Haircut, STAT.

I want a cute new hairdo. What should I do??
Posted by on Fri, 27 Jun 2008 10:51:00 GMT

My laundry would make a fabulous blog

Interesting.... and weird.... I'm fairly sure I could make this waaaaaaaaaaaay more entertaining.
Posted by on Sun, 22 Jun 2008 17:08:00 GMT

My Birthday Gift from Cindy

Isn't she the best?
Posted by on Sat, 21 Jun 2008 17:49:00 GMT

Relay for Life is tomorrow night!

A couple people have asked how they can donate to the American Cancer Society's Relay for Life that I will be part of tomorrow night.  Click here to go to my Relay for Life website If you would ...
Posted by on Thu, 12 Jun 2008 10:14:00 GMT

Yum.

Seriously.
Posted by on Sun, 01 Jun 2008 21:01:00 GMT

Steven Curtis Chapman - Remember Your Chains (Live)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zyZQsfGwdvs
Posted by on Fri, 23 May 2008 11:46:00 GMT