STEELERS SUCK

I had a vision last night. i saw that black and yellow bellied Ben Roethlisberger returning to his childhood home in beautiful Ohio, only to find it burnt to the ground. his family had to change their name to Roethlistein and move to Idaho because of the shame he had bestowed upon them and their God fearing, Browns loving community, Then from the burning ashes arose the Devil alongside Chuck Noll, Bill Cowher and Hitler and he welcomed Big Ben into his house of horrors and super bowl trophies. so yes, let it be told that Lucifer waves the most terrible towel of all. the devil told Big Ben that some thirty years ago a fellow named Art, Rooney not Modell ( for that is another evil victory for Satan over the Holyland Browns) called upon his services at the crossroads and that it was not the refs that fixed those games, for it was the prince of darkness himself. As they laughed and disapeared into the smoke i heard a whistle blow and the voice of GOD (who sounded a bit like Casey Coleman) said unto me, THE MEEK SHALL INHERITE THE TURF. This is more than football now this is a battle of Good -vs- Evil, the Pittsburgh Sinners -vs- The Christian Browns. So i implore you fans of the ALMIGHTY CLEVELAND BROWNS! do not lose your faith let these hard times make us grow stronger, stand tall and proud and do not fall under the spell of false glory, for the temptation of those shiney, golden rings will lead you straight into the terrible bowels of Hell, or worse yet, Pittsburgh. Just remember the words spoken by that great prophet of the 80's Bernius Kosar, THE STEELERS SUCK!!! Home | Browse | Search | Invite | Film | Mail | Blog | Favorites | Forum | Groups | Events | Videos | Music | Comedy | Classifieds