i love to have sex with both men and women at the same time
What's your favorite....
Beverage (non-alc) ? ur spit
Beverage (alc) ? ur sperm
Color ? silky red
Food ? HOT DOG
Item of clothing ? THHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNGGGGG
Meal of the day ? when ur on me!!!
Feature on yourself ?
Quality in a guy/girl ? big penis!!!
Phrase ? ur penis is so big .....to big to fit in here..... 2 big 2 fit in here ....2 big 2 fit in here
Song ? alll surductive kinds
Musical Artist/Band ?
Sport ? thong flossin
Movie ? playboy
TV Show ? playboytv
Radio Station ? i only watch TV and MOVIES!!!!
Type of Chocolate ? DARK
Eye Color ? rainbow
Do you/Have you ever....
Have any pets ? a cat... sexy beast.... i humped him once..... and more!!
Smoke ? only wehn my ex hus and my fiancee are in bed with me!!!
Drink ? oh yes I LOVE WATER !!!! this is alll water weight!!!! what a dumb question!!
Have any piercings ? i pierced my vagina together does that count?
Have any tatoos ? yes , there were its none of ur bussiness!!!
Cheat on a boyfriend/girlfriend helllllllll ya
Had sex ? pathetic!!!!
Gone streaking ? yeah
Gone skinny dipping ? ohhhhh yes @the bahamas,in my pool,hot tub, lil lakes (i always had sex after skinny dipping)
Been to Europe ? yes
Been to an island ? yes
Had stitches ? no .... that would have ruined my reputation!!!
Broken any bones ? my vagina didnt wanna open once for a tampon so i had 2 go 2 the doc.... it was broken
Been stabbed/shot ? not yet
Slept until after 12:00 ? u meen slept as in fucking somebody else? yeah...
Stayed up all night ? what ????? of course!!!
Danced like a whore ? no i am not a whore!!!
Hooked up with 2 people in one weekend ? i am not a whore !!!!!! god!!!
Turned down a dare ? no...
Which friend....
Is the funniest ? me
Is the prettiest ? ME
Is the most handsom ? puga
Is the loudest ? ME
Is the craziest ? tori deluca
Is the most shy ? not me
Is the most loving ? MEEEE
Is the most understanding ? MEEEEE
Is the most boring ? JACKY
Is the richest ? MEEEEE
Is the most athletic ? NOT MEEEEE
Is the most cocky ? NOT ME
Is the biggest sex icon ? MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Is the most wordly/cultured ? MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Do you look up to the most ? ur privatpart!!!!
Do you tell everything to ? my vaginas buddy ( ur privat part)
Has the best clothes ? MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Has the best house ? ME
Would you ever....
Eat pizza with chocolate chips ? yes
Kiss someone of the same sex ? obviously
Cheat on someone you love ? for someone hotter..... yes
Run away from home ? yes
Lie to your parents ? duh
Lie to your boyfriend/girlfriend ? yes what if he/she is ugly and they asked me if their pretty!!!!
Lie to your best friend ? yes what if he/she is ugly and they asked me if their pretty!!!!
Give a homeless person money ? yes they all need a thong once in their life!!!!
Run from the police ? no
Bungee jump ? the roop would ripe!!
Sky dive ? no
Cross dress ? yes
Be an exotic dancer ? i am already
Walk out of a restaurant without paying ? no
Scuba dive ? fat flots i flote not dive!!!
Go rock climbing ? yes
Go spulunking (caving) ? sometimes!!!
What do you think of when you hear....
Eminem ? retarded peeps trying 2 say poems with afreekin reflcs
Bologna ? dancing
Hott ? sex
Orange ? CONDOM
Real world ? SERIOUS
Fuck ? bad word (dont use it kids!!!!)
Jack ? MY EX HUS!!!
Cucumber ? WHAT WOULD U THINK OF STUPID? CUCUMBERSALAD!!!!
Hip-Hop ? BOUNCING UP AND DOWN!!!
Uniform ? PREPY
UniCORN ! ? A PENIS IN MY UNI!!
Rainbow ? sizzelin
Clown ? u
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