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The Static Cling Squirrelly

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Contents under pressure: Shake at your own risk! The older I get the lower my threshold gets for phonies, fakes, posers, self aggrandizing, pseudo intellectual a-holes and the like. I have an over sensitive bullshit meter too. Go figure. Be real with me and I guarantee that is all you will get from me.Did I also tell you that I am the least subserviant person I know, so much so that it irks me to push the "submit" button when I am creating these little factoids?
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I'd like to meet:

Ok, one thing you need to know, if given a choice between people and books or animals, I would choose the latter two as company, that said, if you have a quirky sense of humor, are reasonably intelligent, possess a strong opinion and are literate, introduce yourself, I promise to only snarl and sneer a little... Whew!! What a run-on! I am RUN-ON Royalty!
PEOPLE I DO NOT WANT TO MEET: Bands not listed in my faves, people who want me to view their new pictures or sex cams. Or people who want to tell me about how they take surveys to make money...

My Blog

Little Boy Lost.

Since Jackson's sudden death I have had a ton of mixed emotions.  I grew up listening to his music.  I used to have all the Jackson 5  45's (for all you younguns out there a 45 was an extra big CD tha...
Posted by on Sun, 28 Jun 2009 10:29:00 GMT

Lightning Bug Hunter

It always starts this time of year, for my little boy it began last night.  Every night in the last glowing moments after the sun goes down; he moves stealthily out onto the lawn.  Suddenly his little...
Posted by on Thu, 25 Jun 2009 09:17:00 GMT

Random observations.

Zits and Wrinkles?Let me preface this by saying I have always had break out prone skin.  I always assumed that one day at around my mid to late twenties I'd wake up and have clear skin.  My twenties c...
Posted by on Sun, 11 Jan 2009 10:08:00 GMT

vent

You can pick your nose, you can pick a scab but you can't pick your family.  The more I learn about my *extended family the more palatable I find snot and scabs.  Just sayin'.
Posted by on Thu, 01 Jan 2009 15:00:00 GMT

Better Days

      Three years ago today, I lost my best friend..  My Dad left this world on New Year's eve. I miss him terribly, but this blog isn't solely about him or me.This blog is about a feeling I get this ...
Posted by on Wed, 31 Dec 2008 12:54:00 GMT

Thanks "Give"-ing

We are on the heels of yet another Thanksgiving.  Yesterday as I left work I asked many of my coworkers what their plans were for our long weekend.  Most said that their plans includ...
Posted by on Wed, 26 Nov 2008 09:49:00 GMT

My pathetic, assinine excuse!

My house is a hopeless wreck and looks like a science experiment gone awry, my gray roots are hanging out in a strange and shocking manner, my eyebrows need an overhaul, my husband is annoyed, petulan...
Posted by on Sun, 19 Oct 2008 20:08:00 GMT

Happiness

My dear friend Lauren recently wrote a piece on Happiness and it made me think and think some more, no easy task for a silly old squirrel!  Then I saw an author on one of the afternoon talk shows...
Posted by on Sat, 09 Aug 2008 18:52:00 GMT

Rollercoasters: On getting old

My mother never went on rollercoasters, her idea of a great ride was the mono-rail.  Remember this ride? It was a long elevated train that circled the park and if you tried you could've ran ...
Posted by on Thu, 31 Jul 2008 22:58:00 GMT

Fun Mondays

So, have I told you that it was confirmed this past spring that yours truly has really weird, disfunctional eyes?    I have the kind of eyes that opthamologists invite other doctors in ...
Posted by on Mon, 21 Jul 2008 13:23:00 GMT