HOCKEY:
Here's to face-offs, goals, assists, overtime, living on the road, cold rinks, early mornings, breakaways, going top cheese, countless hours of practice, bag skates, puking, thousands of dollars, dangling d-men, end to end rushes, drop passes, big hits, big saves, game 7's, pucks with eyes, broken twigs, new skates, packing bombs, droppin the mitts, wheelin broads, hair skates, starting line up, skating through smoke in the spot light, coaches, toothless grins, adding the letter "y" to the end of everyone's first or last name, the word "fuck", picking up, tape to tape passes, play off beards, let downs, miracles and most of all - the game - HOCKEY!!Ladies love us, guys want to be us, and we are the soul of the universe. We lace up the skates, put on the mitts, strap on the bucket, don the pads and walk on to the ice and nothing else matters. It doesn't matter that you failed a test, your girl is being a bitch, or that you got a ticket on the way there ... you're world is absolutely perfect for the next couple hours.Why?Why do we skate back and forth night after night? Skating so hard we throw up. Here's to skating so hard our heart beat rings in your head, while your lungs are grasping for air. Late nights, early mornings, Friday nights, Saturday evenings, broken bones, torn muscles and deep bruises. We skate through it all. Because we live off our adrenaline, because the game frees your spirit, because the party in the locker room is second to none, because you're invincible once you step on the ice, because one shot can make you smile all night, a rocket from the point, big time one timers, sniping the twine, back shelf where momma keeps the peanut butter, the rattling of the boards, the feel of the puck, and skates carving into the ice is a rhythm to live by, because its possible to skate fast enough to leave all your worries behind. Sweat is the cologne of our accomplishment and the beer and broads are always better after winning a championship.***** It's NEVER been for the fucking money, it's not for the girls, and it's not for the fame; The Boys play because we FUCKIN LOVE IT !
The hockey player survey
How old are you? 24
What kind of skates do you wear? Bauer
How long have you played hockey? 20 years
Do you know what a gongshow is? absolutely
Do you chew tobacco? very much
Have you ever dropped your gloves? yes
How many times? to many for what some say
Have you or do you play junior hockey? (The stepping stone to pro) yes 5 of the best years of my life
Have you seen Mystery Alaska more than once? yes
Have you ever had relations with a puck slut? yes
Are you good enough to play in the NHL? fuck
Were you drafted? to the OHL
Do you know what "the Michigan" is? yes
Can you do "the Michigan?" hahahaha
Who is Sidney Crosby? nasty
What team do you play for? Huntsville Havoc
What league do you play in? SPHL
What number do you wear? 1
Who is your favorite hockey player? i don't know
How many days a week do you play hockey? almost every
What type of player are you? goalie
Is it true that hockey players are one of a kind? yes
Whats a lipper? chew
Ever had a broken nose? yes
Whats the best thing about being a hockey player? to many to list
Are you canadian? nope
Whats better? Skoal or Copenhagen? copenhagen
Do you like the new NHL rules? hate them
Do you wear a cage or visor? goalie mask, but not a pussy, I wear a cat eye
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Basics About You:
What team do you play for?: Huntsville Havoc
What position do you play?: Goalie
In 3 words, what kind of player are you?: fuckin nut job
Do you shoot left or right?: lefty
How many years have you played?: 21
Equipment:
What kind of stick?: Sher-Wood
What kind of skates?: Bauer
What kind of helmet?: Warwick
How do you wear your socks?: Under heel
Tuck in your jersey?: nope
NHL:
Your favorite NHL team?: none
Favorite NHL forward?: any scrappers
Favorite NHL defenseman?: Lindstrom
Favorite NHL goaltender?: Legace
What do you think about the new rules?: shitty
NCAA and International:
Favorite college team?: yeah right
Who will win NCAAs this year (men and women)?: who cares
Favorite national team?: USA
Who will bring home the gold this year (men and women)?: no olympics
What do you think about no contact in women's hockey?: who cares
Numbers:
What were your stats from last year?: shitty
What is the most you have scored in a game?: 1
What is the most penalty minutes you've had in a game?: 31 a cross check, instigator, leaving crease, fight, misconduct, and continuing altercation misconduct
What is your jersey number?: 1
If you're a goalie, what is the most you've been scored on in a game?: Eleven
Have you ever...
Been ejected from a game? Why?: yep, did you read above
Dropped the gloves? Did you win?: yep, yep
Been taken off the ice on a stretcher?: yep
Bled on the ice?: yep
Injured another player?: yep
Broken a bone? Which ones?: yep, many
Broken the glass? From a hit or a shot?: nope
Miscellaneous:
Who are your dream-team forwards?: probert, gretzky, mario
Who are your dream-team defenseman?: stevens, lindstrom
Who are your dream-team goalies?: Glen Hall, Hextall 1987
Who are your dream-team coaches?: Bowman
What do you think about referees?: skaters that can't play the game
What is your hockey dream? Will you reach it?: get paid to play and I do
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I don't know really. I have met a ton of great people and I am sure I will be meeting more, but I don't know who else I would like to meet.
Depends on what kind of mood I am in.
For The Love Of The Game, Super Troopers, 40 Year Old Virgin, Wedding Crashers, National Treasure, Slap Shot, all of the American Pie movies, Major League, Adam Sandler movies, Chris Farley movies, basically anything funny.
Rescue Me, Sportcenter, Entourage
Not so much, only magazines
My mother and father. The people that died trying to save lives on 9/11. The people that gave their lifes for this country. All of our armed forces that risk their lives everyday so I have a safe place to live where I call home.