spare me the suspense |
i am a good girl in a lot of ways. too many to count, really. but let me give you one example. i have always been diligent about changing my toothbrush every three months. no one reminds me to do this...
Posted by erin on Thu, 23 Aug 2007 08:06:00 PST |
sit down, stand up |
i have come to realize not all my written subtleties are picked up on (especially by those i intend them for), however blatant i believe i make them. this makes it very likely that my silent protest o...
Posted by erin on Tue, 15 May 2007 02:56:00 PST |
erase and rewind |
i am fully convinced, amid these days of overt self-importance (see: time magazine's Person of the Year), that i would be an embarrassment to society if i didn't at least attempt to make some sort of ...
Posted by erin on Fri, 22 Dec 2006 09:36:00 PST |
our hell is a good life |
before i left for new york city this past april, my mom and i went to a nearby department store and we went glove shopping. let me tell you one thing about glove shopping. if you want to be smart abou...
Posted by erin on Sat, 18 Nov 2006 03:10:00 PST |
when i grow up i'll be stable |
so the whole pluto thing.. i guess i can deal with that. i didn't think i could at first, i really didn't. i wondered if i'd ever be able to believe anyone or anything ever again. for about a week i f...
Posted by erin on Sun, 10 Sep 2006 12:04:00 PST |
here comes the sun (kind of) |
it literally took me 3 minutes to open a plastic produce bag today in the supermarket. LITERALLY. i clocked myself because i always clock myself when engaged in this particular act, and i do this enti...
Posted by erin on Sat, 08 Jul 2006 08:44:00 PST |
the denial twist |
if you are anywhere near my age and are a girl, you should know that there exists a very unfortunate side effect to your days spent overdosing on my little pony and care bears. now this side effect is...
Posted by erin on Sat, 24 Jun 2006 05:22:00 PST |
train in vain |
i am completely and totally addicted to twizzlers right now. it is getting a little out of hand, to be honest. today i have eaten a total of twenty twizzlers. i would have most certainly consumed more...
Posted by erin on Fri, 02 Jun 2006 05:25:00 PST |
hello mr. zebra |
sometimes i am so disenchanted with people. recently i have started to like them more, yes, but i am often suspicious of their tactics... it has happened far too often when several of them commit acti...
Posted by erin on Tue, 23 May 2006 05:08:00 PST |
pleased to meet you |
there is something very off about today. something amiss, afoot, awry. i do not like it. i do not like it so much that after my lunch today i went to the nearest duane reed (which is never very far) a...
Posted by erin on Mon, 08 May 2006 11:37:00 PST |
