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Pat [GET EPIC][IS 21!]

when life gives you lemons you clone those lemons...and make super lemons

About Me

-im Patrick John McDermott
-im basically 21
-i feel young for my age
-im not a smoker but i have
-im not a drinker but i drink
-ill forever be a hopeless romantic
-i think i look alot better than i do
-i know i have a tummy pooch and a chubby face but
whenever im not looking in the mirror i feel like a million bucks
-i always see super models or hot actresses and think "i think if they really got to know me, wed fall in love"
-im eternally single
-and by eternally i mean 3 years and counting
-if it came to playing music and falling in love i will choose playing music any day of the week
-i know im lazy, i guess thats the worst because youre too lazy to change
-i dont want to lead a "normal" life
-my sister is vegan but i love meat (sitcom anyone?)
-there are those few songs that when you hear them you understand a feeling, a passion...thats what i want to write.
-im fuckin lost sometimes
-i AM a nerd
-if you were my girlfriend, you would enjoy a relationship of no fighting
-youd probably be happy most of the time
-youd probably get sick of me being weird/a nerd though
-youd get over it
-eli,drew,joe=my bffs...basically blood brothers
-i dont have beef with ANYONE
-i like to keep it that way
-poop
-if you have a private profile. send a message my way you're requesting to be my friend i gotta know a lil about you.
AIM=bestscreenamevvr

My Interests

Guitars (see picture), going out, coming in, doing all sorts of crazy stuff, not doing anything (<---that kicks ass), music, movies, books ( i just say that to sound intelligent), and making small figurines out of paper, eating glue.

I'd like to meet:

.. david hasselhoff
john stamos
christopher walken
you

..

Music:

A.F.I. (fav)
the academy is..
Acceptance
Alexisonfire
Alucard
Anberlin
Anti-Flag (Pwn)
As I Lay Dying
At The Drive-In
The Ataris
Bayside
BTBAM
Black Dahlia Murder
Blaqk Audio (rulz)
Bob Marley
Bouncing Souls (YESH)
Boys Night Out
Brand New
Cartel
CCR
Children Of Bodom
Circa Survive (izagoodband)
City & Colour
The Clash (punkz)
Coheed And Cambria
The Cure
Dead Kennedys
Drive Like Jehu
Dropkick Murphy (irishmuzikiskool)
Every Avenue
Every Time I Die
Fireworks
Flogging Molly
Fordirelifesake
Foo Fighters
From Autumn To Ashes
Goldfinger
Gorillaz
Green Day
Guns N Roses
GWAR (redic)
IKillJack
In Flames
Iron Maiden
Jimmy Eat World
Killswitch Engage
Lamb Of God
Lars And The Bastards
Lawrence Arms
Led Zeppelin
Less Than Jake
The Letters Organize
LostProphets
Mae
Mars Volta
Me First And The Gimme Gimmes
Minor Threat
Minus The Bear
Modern English (stop da world melt wit chu)
Misfits
Modest Mouse
Muse
NIN
Nirvana
NOFX
Op Ivy
Paramore (grl zinger)
Peirce The Veil
Perfect Circle, A
Pink Floyd
Postal Service
Protest The Hero
Queen (fmurcpwns)
Queens Of The Stone Age
Quietdrive
Rage Against The Machine
Rancid
Refused
Rise Against (werd)
Saosin (fuck yo couch)
Say Anything
Search The City
Simon And Garfunkel
The Sleeping
Story Of The Year
Thrice (once and twice)
Thursday
Tiger Army (psycho)
Underoath
The Unseen
Unearth (metalz)
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Television:

scrubs
lost
metalocolypse

Heroes:


Dating & Relationship Advice
MySpace Layouts KURT VONNEGUT
GANDHI
BARACK OBAMA

My Blog

Slaughter House 5

one of my favorite passages from one of my favorite books "slaughter house 5". Basically describes war and its futility in a very sci-fi, time travel crazy kinda way. check it out. Billy looked at th...
Posted by Pat [GET EPIC][IS 21!] on Sat, 20 May 2006 05:13:00 PST

Bureaucracy At Its Finest

has anyone realized how fake the real world is? the endless beurocracy of the modern age people filling out their destiny by filling out forms in triplicate is all we were meant to achieve sitting be...
Posted by Pat [GET EPIC][IS 21!] on Sun, 04 Dec 2005 10:46:00 PST

POINTS OF VIEW 2

This story is based on the story "pretty mouth and green my eyes". I chose to write about this because im trying my hand at dialogue and i thought this story up like a couple nights ago. If you can fi...
Posted by Pat [GET EPIC][IS 21!] on Fri, 02 Sep 2005 05:33:00 PST

MY POINT OF VIEW

Here's a little short story I wrote in the vain of JD salinger and all those other authors from points of view. I thought their stories were really cool and I wanted to try and make one myself. So her...
Posted by Pat [GET EPIC][IS 21!] on Fri, 19 Aug 2005 09:14:00 PST

GIRLFRIEND APPLICATION

im not necesarrily( i can never spell that word) looking but, yeah i guess i am but just not looking hard. ne ways fill this shit out you know you want to..unless youre a guy then just avoid this like...
Posted by Pat [GET EPIC][IS 21!] on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

yeah so i have an LJ now..

yeah, here it is...for your viewing pleasure livejournal..
Posted by Pat [GET EPIC][IS 21!] on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Who goes to a movie theatre with like 10 inches of snow..

Seriously i could hardly get my car out of my driveway and i had to show up to work when it looks like a fuckin blizzard is going outside and you know what...PEOPLE WERE ACTUALLY SEEING MOVIES!! WTF??...
Posted by Pat [GET EPIC][IS 21!] on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

tests blow....hard.

god i hate having exams, they make me want to kill myself taking as many people as i can with me. I hate being stuck in a room for 2 hours doing the least thing i want to do ever, for an entire fuckin...
Posted by Pat [GET EPIC][IS 21!] on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

word.

ok definatley im prolly just talking to myself since no one is interested.....i might as well say bla bla bla for the rest of this because it really doesnt matter. but ne ways i was shredding like hel...
Posted by Pat [GET EPIC][IS 21!] on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST