You can call me Mr. Beags. I'm a ruthless scavenger, and I take no prisoners. I work hard, and I play hard. I'm a rapper, and I'm kinda famous. I'll stirfry you in my wok.Cursor by www.Soup-Faerie.Com
Doggie quiz!!!
What's your name?? Sir Charles S. Beagsley
What's your mommy/owners name? who's your daddy?
What breed are you? pimp
How much did you cost?? I'll do anything for ham. . .or poop
What's your favorite toy? I really enjoy the back of the couch, and licking the closet door
Tap water ot bottled water? the water that pools in a trash bag full of old beer bottles on the deck
Do you always walk or are you always carried? I stomp or flee
How many pounds will you weigh full grown? I'll pound you
Do you wear clothes? the clothes make the little man
Long or short hair? I prefer short haired blonds
Indoor or outdoor? I pretend indoors is outdoors and pee in the dining room
Do you sleep with your mommy or in your own bed? I make elaborate nests out of blankets and dirty laundry
What's your fave color? brown
Do you chase cats or get along with them? Ummmm. . .not quite sure what you're getting at. Are those the things that make that delicious poop in the basement?
How old are you? (in people years) if you take away all the time I spend sleeping, I'm only a few months old
Do you like to go swimming? Do you liked getting your ass kicked?
Are you fixed? If it ain't broke. . .
What color are your eyes? the color of love, baby
What color is your hair? tricolor with a nice yellowish tint
Do you get groomed? One time I rolled in dead ducks!
Are you potty trained? by "potty" do you mean rolling in poop, cuz yes I'm very good at that
How much do you bark? not as much as I rap
Have you ever bit anyone? I'm a lover, not a fighter
Do you believe in interbreedal mating? I'm a swinger, baby. It's ALL good.
Do you like the bath or hate it? I prefer the rubdown at the end
Are you friendly with ther dogs or go you just attack? I dominate
Does your mommy/owner have a carring bag for you? no bags, but I carry my guns with me wherever I go
Do you do any doggie sports?? Hide the Salami
How cute are you from 1 to 10? I humped a ham once! How cute is that?
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