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Beer Thirty

I like to picture Jesus in a tuxedo T-Shirt because it says I want to be formal, but I'm here to par

About Me

When I first met my SpottieOttieDopalicious Angel, I can remember that damn thing like yesterday. The way she moved reminded me of a Brown Stallion horse with skates on. smooth like a hot comb on nappy ass hair, I walked up on her & was almost paralyzed. her neck was smelling sweeter than a plate of yams with extra syrup. eyes beaming like four karats apiece just blindin' a nigga, felt like I chiefed a whole O of that Presidential. My heart was beating so damn fast.... never knowing this moment would bring another life into this world. Funny how shit come together sometimes... ya dig?? One moment you frequent the booty clubs & the next four years you & somebody's daughter raisin' y'all own young'n. now that's a beautiful thang. that's if you're on top of your game and man enough to handle real life situations... Can't gamble feeding baby on that dope money, might not always be sufficient, but the United Parcel Service & the people at the Post Office didn't call you back because you had cloudy piss... So now you back in the trap just that, trapped... Go on and marinate on that for a minute!

My Interests

World Cup Style!
Myspace Layouts My Suzuki GSXR 750, and my 94 Jeep Wrangler... Coaching Soccer.. Watching Texas Sports!


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I'd like to meet:

DANE COOK!!! YOU ALL GET THE SUPERFINGER!!!

Movies:

SNL: Dane Cook-Sweater



Dane Cook on SNL, in a sketch about a sweater. Brought to you by: [email protected]

Happy Feet Trailer #3



Happy Feet is set deep in Antarctica. Into the land of Emperor Penguins, where each needs a heart song to attract a soul mate, a penguin is born who cannot sing. Our hero Mumble, son of Memphis and Norma Jean, is the worst singer in the world...however, as it happens, he is a brilliant tap dancer!

Heroes:

..1 hands down.... My Grandfather. Three time decorated war veteran, with a Purple Heart. Couldnt ask for a better role model.