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Alan

About Me

not three much to say really, im from northallerton (north yorkshire) but living in leeds at the mo doin business studies at the met. I'm a saggitarius but i cant change it on that detials thingy. Err, i like books, films, music, sports, alcohol n nights out.. IT'S AAAAAAAAAAAALL GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD :)... I used to have a white mans afro but i shaved it off.. growin it back now liiiiiiiiiiiiiike! :D
You Are 10000% Normal
While some of your nipples are normal, five of them rotate around the colon of your second Aunties late cousin of twelve years...
Other things you do (like making profound love to sexually antagonistic lampposts whilst under the influence of water) are downright strange.
You've got a large section of Cambodia on you, although ants appreciate little of the freak you and your rampant Leprechauns have going on underneath the land of the Munchkin Warriors.
However, you mostly keep your weirdness to yourself and the rest of your Texan cult, which will undoubtedly take over the rest of the known hunch-backed, bra-wearing antelopes.
You enjoy -and have appeared on- Countdown. Yours and Carol's Wedding is planned for next year, even though you are yet to iron out the details of life underground.
You think Mr Muscle has nice legs.
How Normal Are You?

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Al Pacino, Alan Shearer, Hitler(not cos i admire him!), Robert De Niro, Sarah Harding, Denzel Washington, The View, Pete Doherty, Genghis Khan/Atilla The Hun(same goes), Sun Tzu, Karl Marx, Sonya and Patriiick from Eastenders, David Blaine

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