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Future Mrs. Lane

Go now or forever hold your pee!!!

About Me


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Get your own countdown at BlingyBlob.comFacebook me! i'm a masturbating lizardman who loves to orally explore clits!!! what are you? go here: http://www.auburn.edu/~shephcd/whatyouare.html warning!!! it's VERY addictive!!! Now for my REAL personality: I'm not too loud, not too quiet. My idea of a perfect day is lying around doing nothing productive, eating chocolate. i'm on the black and gold elite dance team up at appalachian state and am loving it! i'm rather outgoing, but not the kind that will run around the streets at 2 in the morning egging houses. i'm not that wild. i like going out and having a fun time with friends. especially if there's good old southern fried food available! i don't care about the calories...just give me fried catfish, fried okra, fried green tomatoes, fried banana peppers, and corn light bread and i'll be happy happy happy. by the way, i grew up on a farm, so i'm pretty country girl with a bit of a southern accent.
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E Emotional
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I Important
Z Zany
A Altruistic
B Bright
E Emotional
T Tender
H Handsome
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[Marital Status] in a relationship
[Shoe size] 9, 9.5
[Parents still together] um...ask me bout this one
[Siblings] 1 big brother
[Pets] 2 dogs, 4 horses
FAVORITES
[Color] teal blue
[Number] 22
[Animal] poodle!!!
[Drinks] lemonade
[Soda] dr pepper
[Book] the one by the greatest author...God
[Flower] lily
DO YOU
[Color your hair?] highlights
[Twirl your hair?] no
[Have tattoos?] no
[Have Piercings?] yes, 5
[Cheat on tests/homework?] no
[Drink/Smoke?] yes/no
[Like roller coasters?] Yes!!
[Wish you could live somewhere else?] yes
[Want more piercings?] no
[Like cleaning?] no
[Write in cursive or print?] both
[Own a web cam?] yes
[Know how to drive?] yes
[Own a cell phone?] yes
[Ever get off the damn computer?] haha no
HAVE U EVER
[Been in a fist fight?] no
[Considered a life of crime?] no
[Considered being a hooker?] no
[Lied to someone?] yes
[Been in love?] yes and am
[Made out with JUST a friend?] haha yeah
[Been in lust?] yes
[Used someone] no
[Been used?] yes
[Been cheated on?] maybe...
[Kicked someone in the nuts?] haha does an icy snowball count?
[Stolen anything?] no
[Held a gun] yes
CURRENTS
[Current clothing] pj pants, shirt
[Current mood] content
[Current taste] milk and oreos
[What you currently smell like] oreos lol
[Current hair] mini ponytail
[Current thing I ought to be doing] getting ready for class
[Current cd in stereo] some funk stuff
[Last book you read] harry potter...for class :D
[Last movie you saw] sweetest thing
[Last thing you ate] oreos hehe
[Last person you talked to on the phone] my grandparents
[Do drugs?] no
[Believe there is life on other planets?] not really
Remember your first love?] yes
[Still love him/her?] no
[Read the newspaper?] no
[Have any gay or lesbian friends?] no
[Believe in miracles?] yes
[Do well in school?] i guess
[Wear hats] not that much
[Hate yourself?] no
[Have an obsession?] yes
[Collect anything?] no
[Have a best friend?] yes
[Close friends?] yes
[Like your handwriting?] sometimes
[Care about looks] not obsessive
LOVE LIFE
[First crush] rather not say..
[First kiss] eric
[Do you believe in love at first sight?] no
[Do you believe in "the one?"] yes
[Are you a tease?] yes
[Too shy to make the first move?] yes
ARE U A
[Daydreamer] yes
[Bitch/Asshole] no
[sarcastic] sometimes
[Angel] yes
[Devil] hehe who isn't
[Shy] yes
[Talkative] sometimes
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Name: Elizabeth
Birthday: February 22, 1986
Birthplace: Clarksville, TN
Current Location: Boone,NC or Clarksville, TN
Eye Color: blue/gray
Hair Color: blonde
Height: 5'7
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: white, white, white
The Shoes You Wore Today: none
Your Weakness: FOOD
Your Fears: losing loved ones
Your Perfect Pizza: pepperoni and tomatoes
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: just make it through
Your Most Overused Phrase On an Instant Messenger: lol
Thoughts First Waking Up: ugh...now? 5 more minutes
Your Best Physical Feature:
Your Bedtime: whenever
Your Most Missed Memory: my mom
Pepsi or Coke: pepsi
McDonald's or Burger King: burger king
Single or Group Dates: single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: neither...don't like tea
Chocolate or Vanilla: swirl
Cappuccino or Coffee: neither...don't like coffee either
Do you Smoke: nope
Do You Swear: hell yeah
Do you sing: not very well
Do you Shower Daily: yup
Have you Been in Love: i am right now :)
Do you want to go to College: i'm in it
Do you want to get Married: yes
Do you believe in yourself: sometimes
Do you get Motion Sickness: not really
D you think you are Attractive: i guess
Are you a Health Freak: not really
Do you get along with your Parents: yes
Do you like Thunderstorms: sorta
Do you play an Instrument: used to play piano
In the Past month have you Drank Alcohol: haha yeah
In the past month have you Smoked: nope. cigs=cancer sticks
In the past month have you been on Drugs: nope
In the past month have you gon on a Date: yep
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: not yet
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: i wish...
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: ewww no
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: nope
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: a few kisses? hehe
Ever been Drunk: haha hell yeah
Ever been called a Tease: yup
Ever been Beaten up: nope
Ever Shoplifted: once when i was like 6
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: grown up
What country would you most like to Visit: australia
In a Boy/Girl...Favorite Eye Color: BLUUUE
In a Boy/Girl...Favorite Hair Color:
In a Boy/Girl...Short or Long Hair: short
In a Boy/Girl...Height: taller than me
In a Boy/Girl...Weight: more than me
In a Boy/Girl...Best Clothing Style: casual i guess...
Number of Drugs I have taken: none
Number of CD's I own: lots
Number of Piercings: 5
Number of Tattoos: 0 but i'm thinking about one
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Your Birthdate: February 22
You tend to be understated and under appreciated.
You have a hidden force to do amazing things, doing them your own way.
People may see you as strange and shy, but they know little.
Your unconventional ways have more power than they (and even you) know.
Your strength: Standing up for what you know is true
Your weakness: You tend to be picky and rigid
Your power color: Silver
Your power symbol: Square
Your power month: April What Does Your Birth Date Mean?

My Interests

I love dancing and riding tennesse walking horses. i also love the outdoors...hiking, camping, trail riding, tubing on the river...you name it and i'm most likely game for it!! but i also enjoy sitting inside with a nice book. i'm definitely not the type of person you'd find living in a big city like new york...i have to have my space and my outdoors. oh and you can't forget the most important interest of mine...spending time with my very special jonjon!!!Men are like fine wine: They start out as grapes and its up to the women to stomp the crap out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.

I'd like to meet:

Fun, outgoing, funny, good-looking, caring, smart, easy to talk to, basically someone i feel like i can connect with and actually be able to talk to about anything. someone who loves spending quality time with me, not someone who would keep me "on the side." someone who is creative, loves the outdoors and going out to do stuff, affectionate, full of surprises and ideas, and all around a great guy...
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Music:

I love just about any music, but I really like stuff like black eyed peas. especially black eyed peas. also like michael jackson, even though he's a freak now. good music though. can't forget the funk either! or earth wind and fire. i don't like hard metal head-banging music or country (although i will listen to it if i don't have control over the stereo and not go completely crazy)

Movies:

Anything with Jonny Depp or Brad Pitt (of course!). I love action, suspense, mystery/murder, most everything. not too much of a sappy love story person. especially pirate of caribbean, chicago, phantom of the opera, cold mountain, last samauri, the alien and predator series (including avp), star wars, indiana jones, troy, monty python and the search for the holy grail, gladiator, the patriot, gone with the wind, knight's tale, last of the mohicans, some like it hot, sleeping beauty (my most favorite disney cartoon movie ever!!!)

Television:

American Dreams, CSI, Law and Order, MXC!!!!!

Books:

Harry Potter! I also like a good suspense book (like michael crichton).

Heroes:

My mom. I love and miss you!! (may you rest in peace) Tripp (my all time most favoritest brother of all time!) My Dad (the most hardworking and devoted person i know)

My Blog

mission trip

ok. where to begin? well for starters i just spent a week in philadelphia on a mission trip, called m-fuge. it's basically a combo of intense bible study in the mornings and going out and doing good d...
Posted by Liz-ard on Tue, 25 Jul 2006 04:12:00 PST

yet another update

well i finally cut my hair for locks of love yesterday. put it in the mail today. it's so weird washing and drying it lol. i went up to virginia to see my lover boy friday and came back tuesday. dropp...
Posted by Liz-ard on Fri, 07 Jul 2006 05:46:00 PST

nothing new

ok well long time again since i've posted anything. first off i'd like to state for the record that me and jon have been dating for SIX months!! so amazing. lol. also, being 20 is no biggie at all. do...
Posted by Liz-ard on Mon, 27 Feb 2006 11:49:00 PST

update

well...i know it's been a while since i've posted anything. so i guess i'll just try to pick up from the beginning. first off...dad got a hot tub! it is the best thing since sliced bread! ahh...so nic...
Posted by Liz-ard on Thu, 22 Dec 2005 10:04:00 PST

true love

well it's official. i am in love! jon is the greatest guy in the whole entire world!! we have successfully spent every weekend since our first date together. so that makes 5! it was our one month this...
Posted by Liz-ard on Mon, 26 Sep 2005 11:33:00 PST

psyched!!!

ok so now i'm back from dance camp in myrtle beach. it was ok. not the funnest thing in the whole world. so much stress and soreness and exhaustion. anyway, i only got to go to the beach once at night...
Posted by Liz-ard on Sun, 21 Aug 2005 07:29:00 PST

soar

I love and miss you Mom! You will never be forgotten! Today is one year...I've made it through one and i know i can make it through more. Thank you to all my friends who have helped me through this ...
Posted by Liz-ard on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

nice girls

This is a tribute to the nice girls. The nice girls made of sugar and spice, who always get overlooked, and who sit and endure endless ranting about the psycho-bitch stalker sluts men are wasting thei...
Posted by Liz-ard on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

so so true...guys listen up!!!

This is SO true, so Guys... Take Heed: 1. Whatever you do, don't just show up at their house...they run around in their underwear just like we do.2. DON'T CHEAT ON THEM. It may seem foolproof, but gir...
Posted by Liz-ard on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

california fun!!

alright. i'm back from california. and it was a BLAST!! i went to see my friends jessica and amanda while they're there for the summer. we stayed at their relative's house in la jolla (north of san di...
Posted by Liz-ard on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST