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delroy

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

i've lived in philly umpteen times. i want to see the world, but i wouldn't have time for drinking parties and kewl shows. i like to move out and move back home. all my shoes have flat bottoms, and you've never heard of my favorite bands or movies. napoleon dynamite is the kewlist indie comedy ever, thanks mtv. eternal sunshine of the spotless mind is the best movie ever, it moved me to tears of joy and back again to smiles of joy and again to tears. i'm so deep i've come right out the other side of the earth, thats why i like thai food.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

anyone who is an individual (ie: me and everyone like me)

My Blog

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they call me donkey puncharillo, or just d.p. for short. 
Posted by on Sun, 24 Jan 2010 11:47:00 GMT

Trapped in the Belly of the bEaster

today feels like how i would imagine i would feel if i were made of water and/or kevin bacon in "Hollow Man".  the only problem is that my tattoo is fading, and my mom is real mad at me cause of ...
Posted by on Wed, 16 Apr 2008 13:52:00 GMT

bad days

today my best friend, Jean Piet Pierre, imploded while eating his breakfast. we have concluded that it was due to the gaseous cosmic sulfuric acid in his cereal water accidently mixing with the alien...
Posted by on Tue, 23 Dec 2003 17:36:00 GMT