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The Jardinester

I am here for Friends

About Me

I'm Christa. I'm taken, so don't even try. Bob Saget and I are happily married. I love soy milk and tea.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I'm a huge fan of people. Anyone is welcome to say hello to me. I'm a nice girl, I promise. Ed Norton and Philip Seymour Hoffman are welcome in my pants whenever they want.

My Blog

Ick...

Ugh.. I love how complicated situations love me. *Rolls eyes* I wish things didn't have to be so awkward between you and I.I'm a tough lady, believe me, I can handle the reality of it all. I just wish...
Posted by on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 19:10:00 GMT

Ahem

I find when I'm not completely sober, and just lying in bed, I think of the best deep down, inner thoughts for poetry. It's not "omg that's amazing" but it's how I'm feeling at the moment: I'm not th...
Posted by on Tue, 13 Jun 2006 23:04:00 GMT

Holy shit

Holy shit for no plans and loving it. Who the fuck knows what is going down tonight, because I sure as hell have no idea. Lorne called me about a half hour ago and said there's some shit going on at ...
Posted by on Sat, 25 Mar 2006 10:56:00 GMT

Partay.

I'm totally partying the shit out of the Northside tonight. It's going to be ridiculous. Party out the cottage. Man, I miss those parties like you have no idea. All I do is work now, and I pretty much...
Posted by on Sat, 04 Mar 2006 11:33:00 GMT

I hate you and it feels great.

Well, it feels semi great. But, guess what. FUCK YOU. I'm glad to never talk to you again. All the shit you put me through, makes me realize I was a pathetic, naive young girl to actually let myself...
Posted by on Thu, 16 Feb 2006 14:29:00 GMT

My head is hanging upside down.

Well, this weekend was quite fun. I mean, drinking a quart then going to Bunkers.. and telling off people...kinda weird, but totally fun. I had a good time, other than the overemotionalness due to the...
Posted by on Mon, 06 Feb 2006 18:36:00 GMT

I don't really know what to say.

I worked last night, it was alright, but super busy. The people who would come in, or call were all drunk though. So, it was mildly entertaining. Maybe even a bit more than mildly entertaining. But, o...
Posted by on Sun, 01 Jan 2006 11:25:00 GMT

Um, alright!

Isn't it funny how you can look up to, and idolize someone who you don't even know? Well, it is. I hope you know I love you.
Posted by on Thu, 24 Nov 2005 22:19:00 GMT

If this is the last dance, then may I have it?

I realize I've been writing in my blog waaaay too much lately. And, I apologize to those of you who really don't care about my venting. But, I really don't care all too much either. Don't read it if y...
Posted by on Thu, 10 Nov 2005 09:03:00 GMT

Saturday night?

Does anybody want to do something on Saturday night? I mean, I kind of don't feel like staying in and watching movies by myself again. It's been overdone. Anyone? I have to do something or I'l go ins...
Posted by on Thu, 10 Nov 2005 08:04:00 GMT