Ryan

The balding bastard

www.1funnybastard.comI’ve tried to deny it for a long time. I think we all do. As humans in general, we tend to disassociate ourselves from that which lowers our self esteem. I pretended I didn&...
Posted by Ryan on Tue, 08 Apr 2008 10:50:00 PST

White Gold

I love the snow. I recently bought a truck and snowplow. Tomorrow its supposed to snow. If we get what is expected, I should see a little over half my investment back. I'm pretty excited about that.I'...
Posted by Ryan on Mon, 14 Jan 2008 08:45:00 PST

Curtains

So I reading the bulletins my friends posted on myspace today. This one really caught my eye. It's entitled "REAL BOYFRIEND" and I guess it tells you what a REAL BOYFRIEND would do in certain situatio...
Posted by Ryan on Mon, 03 Dec 2007 10:47:00 PST

I am the epitome of lazy

Tonight, I have hit rock bottom.Tonight, I know what it feels like to float at the bottom of a glass.Tonight, I am the epitome of lazy.You know what made me realize this? Of all things, a visit to CVS...
Posted by Ryan on Wed, 14 Nov 2007 08:52:00 PST

Did He Shoot Her ?

"Did he shoot her, with his compromise/ like a heart attack/ he can paralyze/ or did he hang her in a noose/ on the telephone line?"Blah, its an early blog night. Usually I don't write a blog unless i...
Posted by Ryan on Thu, 04 Oct 2007 09:21:00 PST

I’m A Thousandairre!

Update:My allergies are bad. I tried everybodys tips. And believe me, everybody has a tip or a cure. Everybodys a doctor the minute an ailment is recognized. Example:RYAN: (coughs) of geez, this cough...
Posted by Ryan on Sun, 23 Sep 2007 09:05:00 PST

Reasoning With Your Dog

Sometimes I do things to make myself laugh, when nobody else is around. I guess its kind of like when you're alone in the car but you still sing out loud and you think you sing so well that you'll do ...
Posted by Ryan on Wed, 05 Sep 2007 01:19:00 PST

Allergies

My allergies are fucking beating the shit out of me right now. Its almost 3 am and I can't breathe. So while I wait for this Benadryl to knock me out, I figured I'd blog it up. Ain't got much shit to ...
Posted by Ryan on Fri, 24 Aug 2007 12:22:00 PST

Whitewater Rafting Trip

First things first: I hate oranges in my salad. It makes no sense to me. Why stop at oranges? Why not apples, and plums and kiwi, whose outside is reminiscent of an italian ladies upper lip. Something...
Posted by Ryan on Mon, 09 Jul 2007 12:09:00 PST

Goonie

Its not out of the norm for me to sit down and think about my favorite movie of all time The Goonies. I got to thinking about how this movie is almost parallel to what has happened in my life. For exa...
Posted by Ryan on Thu, 28 Jun 2007 11:14:00 PST