grr |
A letter.....
Dear old lady,
I am very sorry for accidently running over your foot today with the work trolley. Today you learnt a very valuable lesson. When walking (especially when those behin... Posted by on Sun, 21 Oct 2007 06:02:00 GMT |
the diseased whores of leichhardt |
I never viewed myself as conservative until I went out in leichhardt last night and was confronted by an army of twiggy, over-processed skanks. Booties, booties everywhere!!! What was up wit... Posted by on Fri, 19 Oct 2007 21:00:00 GMT |
the spoils of street shopping. Fuck yeah! |
I love street furniture!!! Blessed be those who dump perfectly good black 3-seater leather lounges onto the street for opportunistic uni students like me! Wooohooo!! What a glorious, gloriou... Posted by on Tue, 16 Oct 2007 05:38:00 GMT |
tannas little observations |
In this little pocket of boredom ive decided to write little thingos from my day. Nothing rivetting or inspirational just little irrelevant observations or activities
sept 25&nbs... Posted by on Tue, 25 Sep 2007 05:54:00 GMT |
Friday night..... |
On Friday night at 'Hellfire' I learnt that...
1. Latex and fat ppl do not mix
2. I have never seen so many nipples and bare arses on display...with hilarious and disturbing results. It mad... Posted by on Sat, 22 Sep 2007 14:10:00 GMT |
There is no room for emos here!!! |
Lamb of God!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If you weren't there Sunday you are nothing to me...NOTHING!!!!!!!! :P
Twas a splendid evening. Managed to get a impressive shin bruisi... Posted by on Tue, 01 May 2007 14:00:00 GMT |
If I have learnt anything this week..... |
It is....
1. Do not purchase and devour dodgy uni kebab for lunch....no good shall come of this...
2. Do not purchase second kebab one day later thinking that it can undo the pain of the kebab from th... Posted by on Thu, 22 Mar 2007 03:05:00 GMT |
GET THIS MUTHAFUCKING SNAKE OUTTA MY MUTHAFUCKING KITCHEN!!! |
Gaaaaa!!!! The last thing anyone wants to find in their kitchen at 11.30pm is an 8 foot long snake.
I went into the kitchen last night and lying across the door way was this brown scaly&nbs... Posted by on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 01:25:00 GMT |
New Years Eve lessons....reference in future or go berserk!!! |
Do not repeat the new years mistakes that this little panda made.......
1. Do NOT down volatile substances and become brilliantly inspired to cut your own fringe immediatlely befor... Posted by on Tue, 02 Jan 2007 22:44:00 GMT |
sarahs Hens night |
Had Sezs hens wknd!
Suprised her and took her away on a little adventure, but made sure not to commit a Jawbreaker-esque kidnapping where she ends up dead and stuffed in the back of the car. It was aw... Posted by on Tue, 09 May 2006 02:14:00 GMT |