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Tanya

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Yay! Self indulgent rambling! The best kind. So much better than hysterical raving of the homicidal nature....although the acompanying stabbing motions are always so soothing....... I have returned from the otherside. There were some penguins there. Why would penguins go to hell? I guess we'll never know... hmmm. Lets see shall we They call me Tharns (or Tana if they're lazy)) and I was born in a gigantic crater in the Hunter Valley called Scone. (please spare me the jam/cream/tea jokes...I swear to God Ive I will kill u and dismember you corpse with an axe and dump the bloodied hackings into a vat of acid!) i love my friends who are awesome and gorgeous (yes you too boys) and I love my family. But duh who doesnt....i do have a freakin soul. And I especially love my Boo Boo who is a sexy panda. I pray he never reads that last statement...I will get a beating for sure. I'm taking a 'brief hiatus' from studying Traditional Chinese Medicine so by definition that means I am a a left wing, vegetarian hippy. Or am I? Ah well what can I say...at least I got rid of my dreadlocks to avoid being stereotyped. So now Ive just begun a degree in social work at UNSW. I was sick of being impoverished and tempted by street furniture so now im working at a fancy pants store in leichhardt.Happy dance happy dance! I still find it hard to walk past an abandoned couch and not drag it home.....old habits die hard. I love karaoke. Punching things. Hugging things. Kissing things. Wrestling people. Jumping on people. Boozing. Dancing to unacceptable music. 'Making a scene' Making people look disapprovingly. But I see the value of 'quiet time' too. Don't come a-knocking during quiet time. I am very clumsy. If the opportunity presents itself I will fall over/off of/or into something. I predict that eventually i will die in some hilarious way...possibly animal or alcohol related.

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I'd like to meet:

Ohhhhhh the UNDERTAKER!!!!! The dead man is my hero. I want to see how scary he is in real life than break his hypnotic facade by giving him a big , BIG hug!!! John Howard (so I can de pants him in parliment....Take that) La lalala. Any just to balance out the brawn...OOOOhhhh the pope! I would very much like to interogate that chappy about some policy that I strongly disagree with...... Don't really wanna meet any of my music idols. I'm not worthy. Just not cool enough to act normal in the presence of genius.

My Blog

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A letter..... Dear old lady,  I am very sorry for accidently running over your foot today with the work trolley. Today you learnt a very valuable lesson. When walking (especially when those behin...
Posted by on Sun, 21 Oct 2007 06:02:00 GMT

the diseased whores of leichhardt

I never viewed myself as conservative until I went out in leichhardt last night and was confronted by an army of twiggy, over-processed skanks. Booties, booties everywhere!!! What was up wit...
Posted by on Fri, 19 Oct 2007 21:00:00 GMT

the spoils of street shopping. Fuck yeah!

I love street furniture!!! Blessed be those who dump perfectly good black 3-seater leather lounges onto the street for opportunistic uni students like me! Wooohooo!! What a glorious, gloriou...
Posted by on Tue, 16 Oct 2007 05:38:00 GMT

tannas little observations

In this little pocket of boredom ive decided to write little thingos from my day. Nothing rivetting or inspirational just little irrelevant observations or activities   sept 25&nbs...
Posted by on Tue, 25 Sep 2007 05:54:00 GMT

Friday night.....

On Friday night at 'Hellfire' I learnt that... 1. Latex and fat ppl do not mix 2. I have never seen so many nipples and bare arses on display...with hilarious and disturbing results. It mad...
Posted by on Sat, 22 Sep 2007 14:10:00 GMT

There is no room for emos here!!!

Lamb of God!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! If you weren't there Sunday you are nothing to me...NOTHING!!!!!!!! :P Twas a splendid evening. Managed to get a impressive shin bruisi...
Posted by on Tue, 01 May 2007 14:00:00 GMT

If I have learnt anything this week.....

It is.... 1. Do not purchase and devour dodgy uni kebab for lunch....no good shall come of this... 2. Do not purchase second kebab one day later thinking that it can undo the pain of the kebab from th...
Posted by on Thu, 22 Mar 2007 03:05:00 GMT

GET THIS MUTHAFUCKING SNAKE OUTTA MY MUTHAFUCKING KITCHEN!!!

Gaaaaa!!!! The last thing anyone wants to find in their kitchen at 11.30pm is an 8 foot long snake.  I went into the kitchen last night and lying across the door way was this brown scaly&nbs...
Posted by on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 01:25:00 GMT

New Years Eve lessons....reference in future or go berserk!!!

Do not repeat the new years mistakes that this little panda made....... 1. Do NOT down volatile substances and become brilliantly inspired to cut your own fringe immediatlely befor...
Posted by on Tue, 02 Jan 2007 22:44:00 GMT

sarahs Hens night

Had Sezs hens wknd! Suprised her and took her away on a little adventure, but made sure not to commit a Jawbreaker-esque kidnapping where she ends up dead and stuffed in the back of the car. It was aw...
Posted by on Tue, 09 May 2006 02:14:00 GMT