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http://rockyrob.blogspot.com/

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I'd like to meet:

Anybody taking pitches at Comedy Central, FX, or Spike; Erin Andrews and Natalie Portman

My Blog

QUEERD SCIENCE

The other night my friend, Bert Kreischer, taped a One-Hour Comedy Central Special in Orange County, (Bert is hilarious, he is currently on Comedy Central's Reality Bites Back, and he is one of my fav...
Posted by on Wed, 13 Aug 2008 05:08:00 GMT

Thin on T.P.

I just realized that toilet paper is the only reason that I ever go grocery shopping.  If I never ran out of toilet paper I would probably starve to death, but I would save about a hundred bucks ...
Posted by on Tue, 10 Jun 2008 00:22:00 GMT

John McColdCut

Anybody see John McCain's speech this week?  The one scheduled right before Hillary and Barack's on Tuesday evening?  What's up with his new campaign colors?  I guess since Obama alread...
Posted by on Sun, 08 Jun 2008 21:48:00 GMT

Merry Christmas, Judas

What's Judas think about all this Christmas hooplah? A little holiday heraldry from the hostile apostle..... Merry Christmas Judas">
Posted by on Tue, 18 Dec 2007 22:49:00 GMT

Make A Wish Don Imus

News today is that CBS settled its wrongful termination dispute with fired shock jock Don Imus.   My problem with the whole Don Imus fiasco is that you know when those two lone white girls on the...
Posted by on Tue, 14 Aug 2007 09:13:00 GMT

Living With Homos

Last week the journal Nature reported that the dating of fossils found in Kenya revealed that Homo erectus may not have evolved from Homo habilis, but the two species may have in fact coexisted for ne...
Posted by on Mon, 13 Aug 2007 13:13:00 GMT

GO BARRY, BUT DONT GO HERE

GO BARRY, BUT DON'T GO HERE   The Barry Bonds traveling circus invaded my hometown this past weekend as the San Francisco Giants took on my San Diego Padres for a three game series.  And li...
Posted by on Mon, 06 Aug 2007 18:38:00 GMT

MS. COKE PANTS' WILD RIDE

After Lindsay Lohan's latest DUI arrest a lady on TV commented that "it's so sad how powerful addiction is..."   "Powerful addiction?"  Are you kidding me?  Lindsay is 21  Sh...
Posted by on Thu, 02 Aug 2007 18:05:00 GMT

More Cavemen

Lindsay Lohan, Britney Spears, and Alberto Gonzales's latest escapades got me wonderin'...   Were there retarded cavemen?   I mean "Neanderthal" is basically a synonym for dumb, but how stu...
Posted by on Sun, 29 Jul 2007 00:33:00 GMT

Check out this event: Robert Tries to Stand-Up

Hosted By: Robert VertreesWhen: Friday Apr 13, 2007 at 9:00 PMWhere: The World Famous Comedy Store8433 Sunset Blvd.Los Angeles, CA 90069United StatesDescription:Robert Vertrees Click Here To View Even...
Posted by on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 13:56:00 GMT