The creation of a police officer |
he creation of a peace officerThe Creation of Peace OfficersWhen the Lord was creating peace officers, he was into his sixth day of overtime when an angel appeared and said, "You're doing a lot of fid...
Posted by jason on Wed, 08 Nov 2006 06:36:00 PST |
You might be a cop if.................... |
YOU MIGHT BE A COP IF.......... YOU MIGHT BE A COP IF...You Might Be A Cop If...You have the bladder capacity of five people.You have ever restrained someone and it was not a sexual experience.You be...
Posted by jason on Wed, 08 Nov 2006 06:33:00 PST |
A note from a cop to the people he protects! |
Well, Mr. Citizen, it seems you've figured me out. I fit neatly into the category where you've placed me. I'm stereotyped, standardized, characterized, classified, grouped, and always typical. Unfortu...
Posted by jason on Thu, 11 May 2006 12:06:00 PST |
63 Ways To Piss Off A Cop! |
63 Ways To Piss Off A Cop1. When you get pulled over, say "What's wrong, ossifer, there's no blood in my alcohol?"2. When he asks why you were speeding, tell him you wanted to race.3. When he talks to...
Posted by jason on Thu, 11 May 2006 11:13:00 PST |
